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"He talks about "f****** chicks" the night before bodybuilding competitions and being given oral sex just minutes before he won the Mr Universe title. He says: "Bodybuilders party a lot and once in Gold's - the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train - there was a black girl who came out naked.

"Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together."

Fossil PDA Watch

"The world's first wristwatch PDA with built-in Palm OS technology."

No One makes it to Burning Man Festival

"We've been promoting this thing all year. You can't start panhandling quarters for gas the week before the festival and expect to make it here in time, man."

X-Arcade - Classic Arcade Gaming For Any Game System

"Imagine being able to have one arcade machine in your home, capable of playing any video game from any video game system just like the real arcades. The X-Arcade™ Machine brings the realism and indestructible feel of a real arcade to your home and can be used with all your favorite games and game systems!"

What the world thinks about Dubya and the U.S.

Thanks to the Bush administration.

Pastor charged in autistic boy's death at church

From Blowjobs to snuffing out kids - men of the cloth are running the gamut these days.

Which Ten Commandments?

"You've got your Jewish Ten Commandments, your Catholic Ten Commandments, your Lutheran Ten Commandments, your Charlton Heston Ten Commandments, your King James Bible Ten Commandments, your New Revised Standard Version Ten Commandments, and they don't all agree as to which commandment is which -- or what they really mean."