Demotivation Posters

Demotivational Posters.

Total Tetherball Tactics

What is up with this sport? I want to see video of it in action. I have no idea on how to play this after reading this page.

HOT AIR: Postal Experiments

Testing the limits of the United States Postal Service.

World's longest gum wrapper chain

Over 40,000 feet.

Colorado man finds penis in fruit drink

"Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, said he discovered the penis Thursday after he had downed about two-thirds of a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch that he bought at a grocery store."

Student excited dad got head job

Complete with gaping mouth picture.

Osama Bin Lard-en

"Intelligence sources believe that bin Laden embarked on an eating binge soon after the September 11 attacks, pigging out even during the Islamic holiday of Ramadan."

The Sinful Dwarf

Have to see this at some point!

Eric Conveys an Emotion

Click to see Eric convey a wide variety of emotions.

Travis' Ninja Lessons: Lesson 01

Make ninja weapons using your shoelaces and a pen.

Condition causes violent 'sleep sex'

Violent masturbation during sleep. hm.

Singer Lovett recovering from run-in with bull - March 29, 2002

Lyle Lovett gets leg stomped on by a bull.

ABCNEWS.com : Yates' Preacher Warned of Hellfire

I smell some pathetic lawsuit here. Fuck this chick - she snuffed out the kids plain and simple. Post partum, insanity or crazy preachers (aren't they all by default?) doesn't change that. Love the mask towards the bottom of this page.

What Mike Dust ate for lunch!

Absolutely no point to this web site other than to see what some guy (who he is I have no idea) had for lunch every day.

German porno planned at Nazi camp

"It is horrible," said Jan Munk, the director of the Terezin Memorial. "I will be contacting lawyers."

Dracunculiasis

"Dracunculiasis is a disease caused by the parasitic worm Dracunculus medinensis or "Guinea worm". This worm is the largest of the tissue parasite affecting human. The adult female, which carries about 3 million embryos, can measure 600 to 800 mm in length and 2 mm in diameter."

Kelly's Used Panties Down Under

Christ - Disgusting Chick! I wouldn't take them for free!

Mean, green, and oh so keen...

She Hulk. Literally.

the simpsons

Some Simpsons facts.

The Simpsons House: Home

Mofo won a replica of the house from The Simpsons outside Las Vegas

Disney (The Rescuers)

The photographic image of a topless woman can be spotted in the background of The Rescuers.

Bush and Hitler: Is History Repeating Itself?!

About time someone wrote an article dissecting the similarities. I have been thinking this ever since Dubya took office.

'Jesus Christ' shows cops crack, asks to be arrested

"...He then led officers to 16 bags of crack cocaine in his vehicle and told them they'd earn "salvation" by arresting him on drug charges."

The Ultimate George W. Bush rip links

Huge list of links to sites ripping on our retarded president.

Therapist had sex with teen patient

"Allen Eldredge, 57, was sentenced to 30 consecutive three-year sentences -- or 90 years -- after pleading guilty in November to 29 counts of forcible sex acts with a minor, and one count of conspiracy, officials said."

Historical methods of torture and execution

Good list of a variety of tortures and executions.

Medieval Torture and restraining devices

Buy Medieval Torture and Restraining Devices such as Thumb or Toe screws or Jibbet Cages.

X-E - The Top 10 My Little Ponies of All Time

Funny stories on acquiring My Little Ponies

Autopsy shows how puck killed girl

"She was the first spectator to die of injuries suffered at a National Hockey League game, officials said."

Jesus-With You Always

Super funny - but not meant to be. Which makes it even funnier.

War captives could be held if acquitted

What next - medical experiments on prisoners? Funny, the Nazis treated their American POW's far better than we treat our captives.

Two football players accused of oral sex in class

How do you pull this one off - especially on a girl?

Russell Crowe attack

"Crowe just went schitz. He punched me straight in the face, pulled me close and bit me on the neck. He ripped out a part of my neck. He was going off his head. I had my thumb smashed. It was such a bad break I needed orthopedic surgery."