Simpsons Wiggum: "Unpossible" Ringer T-Shirt

I want this!

The Fake News: Arafat Thanks Israelis for Demolition

"One public figure who was not surprised by Arafat's statement was Mr. Bob Vila. "Well, Arafat's compound had been falling behind the times for years now. In his type of organization, you rarely have money set aside for building improvements. And while the much of the structure that the Israelis destroyed was solid and serviceable, it wasn't the kind of versatile and fun living space that Mr. Arafat was looking for."

NICE TITS - The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society of Britain

It's work safe.

Review: Battle Royal High School

"A simple story about a high school karate master possessed by a demon lord who is his doppleganger and wants to enslave the world by destroying a demonic fairy who also wants to enslave the world and who's also possessing a demon hunter, and the high-tech temporal security officer who's trying to stop most of them. Or at least some of them. And there's also a love triangle."

No Thanks for the Mammaries - Mardi Gras, defined down

I'm all for tits but not when they're flashed for 14 cent beads. Apparently this "phenomenon" is far more widespread than once thought. Anyone that's over age 15 and gets a rush from seeing tits (other than ones that you can touch and suck) is a bit odd at best. They're tits people - get over it.

pussylick clothing t shirts and gifts

Self-explanatory

How to tell when Dubya is lying

"When Bush lies, he twists his mouth around to the side and bites his lip."

Backyard Dogs (2000)

Currently the lowest user rated movie on imdb.com.

Airside :: Battle Royale T-shirts

"These gory t-shirts were designed by Airside to coincide with the launch of the film, Battle Royale."

Questionable Quotes (Hermann Goering)

"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

PCWorld.com - Feds Seize Web Site

"Despite the government's seizure of the ISONews.com domain, the original ISONews.com site was still accessible Thursday afternoon at the site's IP address, http://66.201.243.169. Most of the site's features, including online discussion groups, continued to function."

Snails and Retards and Crispin Glover

"I invited her and her friend in to tell me about this. She had taken a leather jacket, a photograph, a Xeroxed page of Rat Catching, and some underwear. I told her I wanted the leather jacket, photograph, Xeroxed page from Rat Catching back, but that she could keep the underwear."

eBaby - Your Personal Baby Trading Community

"Who Said you can't buy love at discount prices?"

Flipping People Off While They Sleep

Just like the link says!

Vending Machine Heaven

"Things you wouldn't normally expect to find in vending machines."

Feed The Nine Mouthed Baby Game

Jam food in its mouth.