E3 2002: America's Army impressions

Interesting - probably the first video game (American's Army) that our TAX dollars paid for - all the bad guys are Terrorists - the US Army licensed the Unreal engine and this game is going to be free. Brainwash them when they're young thru video games.

Flu symptoms led to rectal exam, doctor's trial is told

"The man who swallowed a pen top at age 13 claimed Christie (his doctor) squeezed his penis, masturbated him, made him roll over on his side and “played with my butt.”

PHOTOS OF ANTI-BUSH PROTEST IN BERLIN!

Dubya - he may be popular to Americans that watch CNN incessantly but not to the rest of the world.

Bras & Cancer

Can constrictive bras be causing breast cancer in the modernized world? They could very well be according to this article.

FBI Seeks Pearl Video Ban on Net

It's pretty obvious that the FBI doesn't want this video on the web because it's anti-America. Most of the points that Daniel Pearl is forced to say are accurate to anyone who gets their news from a source other than the propaganda channel (CNN). The FBI wants to surpress anti-American viewpoints. How ironic in a country that supposedly prides itself on freedom of speech.

Silicone  Breast Implants - Photo's

Silicone Breast Implants - Photo's your plastic surgeon won't show you. Disgusting pics that you probably don't want to open if you're at work.

CNN Parody

Funny graphic parody of cnn.com (propoganda network) main page. TERROR TERROR TERROR! Keep Americans scared! Just come up with catch phrases!

INTERNET USER SENTENCED IN FEDERAL COURT
FOR USING THE INTERNET TO MAKE THREATS

"<@cen>bonks day is coming
<@cen>:)
<@cen> if i evenually [sic] have to fly to VA and take care of it myself
<@cen>i'll slice that fat mother [f--kers] liver out
<@cen>hear my [sic] travis haymore?
<@cen>jerry miller will cut your [f--king] throat
===topic!#linuxsex-> I AM GOING TO KILL TRAVIS HAYMORE WITH THE 45 I KEEP UNDER MY BED–cen (by cen)
. . .
<@cen>i'll [f--king] kill every haymore in VA till I get the right one"

Woman's Finger Amputated After Getting Nails Done

"I was shocked because I never thought going and getting your nails done, to have them polished, would end up with a finger gone," Burgess said.

"Copy-proof" CDs cracked with 99-cent marker pen

Stupid white corporate america. So paranoid about copy protection that it brings a smile to my face whenever someone figures a way around it. The hackers are always one step ahead, why can't they realize that?

Huggable Hunks

Big dolls for big girls. Disturbing to say the least.

The most sophisticated Sex Doll in history

"She is anatomically correct, robotically actuated, and made from a technically advanced formula of a durable, ultra-realistic flesh-like elastomeric gel, supported by an articulated skeleton."

Big Fat Figurines

A bunch of tubby figurines. Personally I would like to purchase The Lifesaver. Crush that 98lb weakling!!

Unofficial Celebrity Bra Sizes

Self-explanatory - estimation of the bra cup sizes of women celebrities.

Amazon.com: buying info: Slam Dunk Ernest

Ernst Rules!!!!!!, August 25, 1999
Reviewer: barb@favorites.com from Utah, USA

"My daughter is probly Jim Varneys biggest fan. She dressed up in a wedding dress at the age of 2 yrs old and was waiting for Ernst to get out of Jail so he could marry her. She is now 11 yrs old and she just found her Dad dead last year, it is my desire to find out Jim Varney's address so that she could write her dream man and maybe get her dream come true-a letter from the man of her life. She is true blue to him. Has all of his movies memorized. Please someone help me find Jim Varney's address, please!!!!! My e-mail is barb@favorites.com Please make my baby's dream come true her birthday is Oct 6th and I would like to supprise her by then! Thanks"

Burglars ransack home of girl savaged by dogs

"Raiders entered the Wolverhampton home of Leah Preston while her family were mounting a vigil at her bedside and cleared the house of virtually all its possessions."

- Yeesh - talk about a shitty week!

Home Appliance Shooting

This guy has shot up printers, tv's, gas grills, tape players and other crap. Beautiful!

How to pick up girls on the Net

Tips for dorks on how to pick up chicks on AIM. Has Starship Troopers "Would like like to learn more?" tag at the bottom of most pages.

Banner Ads We'd Like To See

Some funny banner ads that are perhaps a bit more accurate than the original ones. Fuck the X10 pop ups to hell!!!

Advanced macking seduction manual

Learn how to: "How to Talk to Women to Melt their Pants Off. The Boob-Touch. Dating vs One-night Stands."

Random Homer Simpson Quote

Um - title of the link pretty much sums this one up. Click for some of your favorite Homer quotes.

AIRLINEMEALS.NET

Pictures of airline meals from different flights around the world.

Sail Chernobyl : Voyage Of Hope : Photo Journal

Pictures of mutant kids in the Chernobyl area. Some in mental institutions, other abandoned.

Concepts of Puphedz

"They're not lame sock puppets and they're not those fuzzy, felt and foam frog and pig puppets we all know and love (but, frankly, are getting a little tired of).

THE PUPHEDZ are intricately carved, wooden characters you'll get to know and love through their weird adventures.

- Read an interview with Jürgen Heimann.

Pimpin' Quotes and Anthems

"When all the buildings fall pimpin gone still be tall." -K Dawg

- Was K Dawg behind 9/11?

Maximum Participation Billboard Liberation

Turn a billboard into a chalkboard with these easy steps.