Greg McDougal FX - Gore Gallery

Some good fake gore images done by a guy in the FX industry.

Accommodator -The sensations of oral sex will never be the same!

"This pliable latex dong, that comfortably straps onto your head, frees you up to use your hands and tongue to its greatest potential, bringing your partner to the state of ecstasy and orgasmic bliss."

Woman accused of killing husband with Mercedes

"As the investigator's video camera rolled, an enraged Harris allegedly killed her husband in a parking lot by running him over three times with her silver Mercedes-Benz and leaving the car parked on top of him. The victim's 16-year-old daughter was in the passenger seat.

"It was an accident," Harris, a 44-year-old dentist, told reporters after her arrest on murder charges.

Feminine High Jinks - Vibrating Tampon

"He spotted a box of tampons poking from a grocery sack. He wondered: Could a tiny, vibrating motor and a bundle of absorbent fibers offer a remedy for his wife's pain?"

"...Kilgore claims that his Web site gets nearly two million hits a month and that a major tampon company once offered him $50 million for his patent.

THE MOST POWERFUL FIRETRUCK IN THE WORLD

"This 1940 Ford is powered by two Rolls/Royce 601 Viper engines w/afterburners, this truck is guaranteed to be the first at any fire, maybe even before its own sirens! Developing 12,000 pounds of thrust, how fast will it go?... Depends on how long you hold on!"

Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

Doctor Accused of Targeting Mosques

Not ONE mention of the word "terror" or "terrorist" in this article - is it perhaps because the accused has the last name of Goldstein? If this was role reversal and an Arab had planned an attack on a Jewish temple, the guy would have been whisked away to Guantanamo Bay and labeled a Terrorist within seconds of the story breaking, never to be heard from again.

Autistic portal of freaknik satanists, traitor black panthers, Harlem thongs, Illuminati mad scientists, Taliban La Vey babes, and bikini death cults

Lot of interesting links on this site if you scroll down.

Guard Battalion called to service

"The battalion, headquartered in Fort Dodge, will deploy to locations within the United States for homeland security missions as part of Operation Noble Eagle II, Col. Robert King, public affairs officer for the Iowa National Guard, said Wednesday in a news release."

- Checkpoint Charlie anyone? Armed checkpoints, detainees who have no legal rights, a war with no end (and absolutely no results), laws restricting freedom. Dictator anyone?

From dust to dust ... to a diamond

"A Chicago company says it has developed a process for turning cremated human remains into diamonds that can be worn as jewelry."

DOODLEDRAW.COM

Submit that crappy drawing you just did in MS Paint while at work.

Hey, Where Is Everybody?

"It would be a bit of an anticlimax. Instead of some huge catastrophe doing us in, humanity may simply go extinct all by itself. Actually, the Big Decay may have already begun. Human fertility seems to be declining frighteningly fast. A couple of generations more -- and the human race could be history."

The Payphone Project

Call the Vatican or other numerous payphones around the world!

Horse drinks 15 pints

"DRAUGHT horse Sultan lives up to his job title — by downing up to 15 pints of beer a day. The big black shire waits in pub car parks while owner Simon Powell nips to the bar."

How US won the fight: they fixed it

"The biggest war game in the history of the United States, staged this month at a cost of $US253 million with 13,000 troops, was rigged to ensure that the Americans beat their "Middle Eastern" adversaries, says a leading participant."

- Not surprising - the 'Star Wars' tests always have a locator beacon on the missles.

Fark.com Photoshop X Picture

The Fark Theme was to put the 'broken picture X' image into a photo. My submission is under the user name 'pjtgrizzly'.

Long Bangs

Site devoted to women with long bangs.

'Electric armour' vaporises anti-tank grenades and shells

"An electric "force field" for armoured vehicles that vaporises anti-tank grenades and shells on impact has been developed by scientists at the Ministry of Defence."

Saudi threat to withdraw billions in US investments

As if the economy wasn't already in a shambles. Maybe these families should turn off CNN and start thinking about suing the American goverment to start releasing information OR even (crazy as it may sound) have an official investigation into 9/11.

Tatoo-A-Pet|Pet Protection Registration and Recovery!

"Nowadays there are professional petnappers that supply experimental laboratories all over the world. The current tattooing method is painless, safe and provides permanent identification that will hold up in any court of law."

Lyrics to "I'm my own Grandpa"

Self-explanatory.

Donahue Interviews 9/11 Widow Kristen Breitweiser

One widow with half a brain.

Big Ass Diamonds - She's gonna love you for it!

"It's more othan just a diamond, It's a Big Ass Diamond!"

Serious Burns- Voted Best Burns Site

Extensive Mr. Burns (The Simpsons) web site.