Google Search: "COLON TOWEL"

Perhaps the best nickname for Colon Powell.

Fucking retards

"Mentally challenged people love sex too!!!"

Battle Royale 2 @ TJFweb.com - Your definitive online source for BR2

"Director of classic Japanese films such as Tora Tora Tora and Battle Royale, Kinji Fukasaku has lost his battle with prostate cancer and has died during production of Battle Royale II. His son, Kenta Fukasaku, co-director and scriptwriter of Battle Royale I and II has taken his place in directing the sequel to Battle Royale."

Super Mario Land

Funny Super Mario movie.

How To Beegin Beekeeping

"Yes, there is lots of money in the honey business. Unfortunately, you will probably discover that most of the money travels OUT of your pocket."

The Glass Armonica (also known as the Glass Harmonica)

The instrument least likely to be heard at a grindcore show.

EPSON America, Inc. - Product Information - PowerLite S1 Multimedia Projector

Projectors are getting cheap. I want one!

Bird-Diaper.Com ! Bird Leashes/Harneses!

"Safely travel with your feathered friends without feat of messy surprises!"

Online Brick!

"You're lucky this wasn't through your window."

Iraq II: COALITION DEATHS

Runny tally of the deaths that Blair and Bush are responsible for. Updated daily.

Kittenhate.com - Masturbation, sex, voyeurism and dark fantasy for the Net generation

"Kittenhate.com is not a porn or pay site. We don't want your credit card number to access any part of this website. (Though clicking on our banners would be nice of you.) This website is built around the idea that people might like to anonymously talk about who, what, when and where they are having sex with. Maybe even 'how'."

SILENCE! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical - by Jon & Al Kaplan

"For promotional use only. The songs are not for sale. We are for sale."

Matrix Ping Pong

Impressive and funny video!

The Stupid Store: Meat Scented Air Fresheners

"Imagine filling your bedroom with the alluring smell of a barbecued steak. Or climbing into your car to encounter the heavenly scent of smoked bacon."

Cruel Intentions... How could someone be so cruel?

"Hello, My name is Jordan. I am the owner of xm00! I was searching the internet today and noticed a Horrible site.. It is called The Garbage House This site is very disturbing and if you have any weaknesses, I am warning you, please don't visit this site! This site makes fun of people with illnesses that can't be helped like conjointed twins adnd people with extra arms, toes, or anything. "

- Actually THIS site makes fun of idiots such as the dolt behind xmoo. Bring on the publicity fool! Shoot yourself in the foot.