Niel's Birth

Some nasty chick's web page showing her birth which is even more nasty. Don't open at work!

South Korean fan in World Cup suicide

A South Korea man in his mid-twenties died Friday after setting himself on fire and leaving a chilling suicide note saying he wanted to be "a ghost and the 12th player" for his team in the World Cup, police said.

Finding Your Inner Fast Eddy

The Stochasticks, as it's called, consists of a 5-by-10-inch laptop carried in a backpack, a half-centimeter-by-1-inch long "lipstick" camera and a headset.

The laptop is programmed to work out the best shot available on the pool table. The angles and trajectory of the shot are then displayed on the player's headset and superimposed on the table.

Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks

A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.

Ghetto Hot Tub

A shitty beat up boat converted into a hot tub!

The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine

"In 1996, we were in southern Virginia on vacation when we passed by a small house on a backroad that featured, as part of the front lawn, a large contraption which was labeled The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine!"

Uvula Piercings

Gallery of Uvula Piercings.

Elderly woman killed by sweeping machine

A street sweeper moving about 2 miles per hour knocked down and killed an elderly pedestrian in Charlestown yesterday, dragging her into the machine in front of the Bunker Hill Monument.

Shocking death after routine traffic stop

He was known as "Fred" to his friends in Schaumburg's First Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He had been in scouting in the ward, which is the Mormon name for a congregation, since he was 11. He and his father were active in the church's home teaching program, which involved sharing spiritual thoughts and teaching younger children about the importance of compassion, honesty and attending church.

- How could god have taken his pure and innocent life away? HOW?! HOW?! er - oh yeah - he doesn't exist.

Iowan who wanted to surprise fiance dies in accidental shooting

Kult came home and sat down to eat. Yang and her sister, hidden in the basement closet, made a noise. Kult picked up his .40-caliber Glock handgun and went downstairs. He noticed the closet door was open. Usually, it was closed.

Couple sues Hard Rock over TV show

The lawsuit says the couple believed they were going to be spending a vacation at the hotel in January. Instead, the Ryans were given a room with hidden cameras that were used to capture their shock as they discovered what appeared to be a mutilated corpse in the bathroom. When they tried to leave the room, two actors posing as security guards forced them back inside until Ashton Kutcher, the show's host and co-producer, emerged to reveal the gag.

Couture

Not sure exactly what this website is about other than showing off the fashion collection of a designer who makes clothes that show off pubes and ass. I love it!

Revealing 9-11 Stock Trades Could Expose

"There was a 9,000 percent jump in United Air Lines (UAL) put options between Sept. 6 and Sept. 10, with a huge spike 285 times higher than average on the Thursday before the attack."

- No, let's not investigate who made those put options. That would reveal who was actually BEHIND 9/11.

Giant Queen Alien Prop

Latex Full Size. Made directly from the STAN WINSTON mold. Stands 15' tall.
Price: $24,000.00.

Pikachu Death by Electrocution!

Watch a movie of Pikachu bursting into flames from getting wrapped in highly conductive wire and being hit with approx.. 105 Vac from an arc welder.

Fox News Poll: Few Americans Blame Bush

As if you needed further proof that most Americans are dumb as a box of rocks. Read the results of this poll (if you can say polls are definitive) and renew your passport.

Microsoft Xbox ad banned

The Independent Television Commission in the UK has asked Microsoft to stop running its "Champagne" Xbox advertisement, which shows a child flying through the air, eventually aging into an old man, and then falling from the skies and into a grave. The ad ends with the words, "Life is short. Play more."

Fuck the Police

Just a simple joke regarding pigs. That's it.

SideShow Bennie & His Carnival Of Wonders

SideShow Bennie refuses to play by the rules. Make no mistake, this is a show which not only repels and enthralls, but celebrates a hidden part of our humanity with biting honesty and dark humor.

HIV Transmission Game

Some demented game created to scare kids into not fucking. Nevermind that the odds of getting infected with AIDS after one episode of penile-vaginal intercourse with someone in a non-high-risk group without a condom are one in 5 million.

The GUI Gallery

Screen captures of user graphic user interfaces. Be sure to check out the Microsoft BOB section for some good laughs.

Why aren't there any B-cell batteries?

According to the folks at Energizer Batteries, not only was there a "B" cell battery, there still is.