'I Hate You'

Alex Skelton, 6-month-old son of Blanche and Steve Skelton, eyes a toy he received for Xmas that plays music and calming ocean wave sounds, and, if you listen closely, says "I hate you."

Asshole of the Week

"...They stole Ernie's van, took his presents and even took his frozen food. James and Venus are assholes for stealing from a man who gave them a warm bed and a good meal on Christmas Eve but the bigger asshole is Green."

TIMEeurope.com: Poll -- The Biggest Threat To Peace

I voted for the United States as did the majority of other voters.

Mr Ship decorates his boat

A Flash movie.

Texas man sentenced to 30 years for killing and cannibalizing his mom

A man who beat his 79-year-old mother to death, cut her open and ate some of her heart was sentenced Wednesday to 30 years in prison.

The Simpsons Archive: Where is The Simpsons' Springfield?

Last weeks episode had them at Epcot in Orlando and a sign that said something like 2500 miles to Springfield. That would pretty much relegate Springfield to being in either Washington, Oregon or California.

Worst Racing Accident in History

"...And the car's magnesium body burst into flames like a torch, burning others to death. In a few searing seconds 82 people were dead and 76 were maimed. Hawthorn, though unnerved, went on to win and set a new record. But few spectators had the enthusiasm to cheer."

Whole Lotta Rosies - Offical website

LA's All Girl AC/DC Tribute Band.

Kittens singing The Vines - Outtathaway

Funny flash music video with kittens playing instruments.

American Skin: Bruce and Amadou

"On February 4, 1999, four white New York City police shot West african immigrant Amadou Diallo 41 times when they mistook the street peddler for a serial rapist and mistook the wallet he was removing from his pocket for a gun. the four officers were acquitted of all charges earlier this year, though a civil suit against the officers has been filed by Diallo's parents, and a federal "civil rights" trial is still a possibility."

CNN.com - Video shows police killing dog - Jan. 9, 2003

Two Words: FUCKING PIGS.

Top Thrill Dragster will be a coaster of epic proportions

"...with an extraordinary 420-foot-tall first hill at a 90-degree incline, speeds of 120 mph over 2,800 feet of track and a twisting first drop of 400 feet at an imposing 90-degree angle, this colossal thriller will wow riders with its dramatic world-record-breaking dimensions."

Japanese Rabbit Dies :(

It is a sad day for all. The rabbit (Oolong) that liked waffles to rest on its head is dead. Please - a moment of silence.

Wil Wheaton Sadness

"This is what WIL WHEATON said...he replied to my thread I HAVE LOVED HIM FOR 15 YEARS AND HE FINALLY REPLIED TO MY THREAD....HE KNOWS WHO I AM.

but he hates me...."

The Leadership Genius of George W. Bush: 10 Commonsense Lessons from the Commander-in-Chief

Shouldn't this be in the Fiction section??!!

Driver struck, killed during road-rage incident

"Stephen Thomas Manley Jr. of Boonsville told officers that he was southbound on Farm Road 920, with Lundin following closely, when Manley tapped the brakes of his 2000 Dodge to indicate that the trailing motorist needed to back off. That apparently enraged Lundin, Smith said."

- I hate tailgaters. Obviously the gene pool cleaned up a miniscule amount with the death of this dumbass.

Dodge Tomahawk V-10, 8.3-liter (505 cubic inch) concept motorcycle

"The Tomahawk features four-wheel independent suspension, and the superbike's engine, borrowed from the Viper sports car, can propel it at speeds of nearly 400 mph."

ATV Tire Blow Out Sale

Perhaps a bad choice of words?

The Chickenhawk Database

"A chickenhawk is a term often applied to public persons - generally male - who (1) tend to advocate, or are fervent supporters of those who advocate, military solutions to political problems, and who have personally (2) declined to take advantage of a significant opportunity to serve in uniform during wartime."

Housefly Boeing 747

"When the glue dries, gently breathe a warm breath onto the flies to revive them, and watch your plane take off. Be careful, as the plane may crash a few times before the flies learn to work together!"

Star Wars in 5 Minutes

Watch a Flash movie condensation of the original Star Wars.

Letterman goes to Afghanistan

If only his show was 1/10th as good as it used to be when it was on NBC. He's just as generic as Bob Hope now.

Savages on Blondes

"Watch as the Enraged Savages Tear Girls in Half"

- PORN page - NOT work safe!!!!

Inflatable Pub

Coming Soon!!!

Inflatible Church

"The worlds one and only inflatable church is here to allow couples to get married where-ever their heart desires. This fantastic air filled building is 47ft long by 25ft wide & 47ft high. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows, airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross."

Not proud. - online confessions

"Once when my mom kicked me out of the house for no reason (cause she's mental) before I left I put my chihuahua dog shit behind her china cabinets... thats not all. Then I pissed in her fry daddy, but sometimes I feel bad because my sisters may have eaten out of it."

Butts Across America

Buttcracks in amazing places.

Smallpox skin reaction

"Four images show the skin's normal reaction to smallpox vaccine over a period of 21 days according to the Centers for Disease Control(CDC) in Atlanta."

Tire burnouts, boots and shoes on the car pedals

"I enjoy very much to feel the car pedals under my shoe and then handle the car power through them. However when I like to do other different things with my shoes or boots still I always finally fantasize them on the car pedals. I was always fantasize the fetish shoes on cars pedals, even when I was a kid and nothing to do with a car."