Florida Town Finds Satan an Offense Unto It

"We exercise our authority over the devil in Jesus's name. By that authority, and through His Blessed Name, we command all Satanic and demonic forces to cease their activities and depart the town of Inglis."

- Florida, America's Butthole

WCT Targeted On 1999 FEMA 'Terror' Book Cover

Interesting cover art eh?

Super Bowl Shuffle

The lyrics to the song (if one can be generous enough to call it a "song").

Scoop: INVESTIGATION: Sept 11th - Unanswered Questions

Huge amount of questions dealing with Sept 11th that mainstream media doesn't cover (of course).

Military Spending Clock

See your tax dollars go up in smoke.

Teenage boy charged in gruesome death of dog

"For a while there, he was getting suspended" from school, she said, "but he hasn't for quite a while."

The Smoking Gun: Archive

Letter to State of Florida Department of Motor Vechicles requesting revokation of vechicle with personalized license number of FATNGRZ.

Springer Guest Murdered After Show (washingtonpost.com)

Most of the time I watch Springer and think it's fake but still entertaining. Then there's this where apparently in an episode titled "Secret Mistresses Confronted," it was real enough for a man to beat and stomp his ex-wife to death.

The Erik Estrada Official Website

Looks like Erik is taking some chick doggy style at end of this flash movie!

Fat Chicks In Snow

Fat chicks photoshop'd into snow scenes

Dicktionary

A handy guide to man's best friend

Cosimo Cavallaro

" He discusses his latest project, covering this house in 10,000 pounds of cheese"

Zookeeper 'deliberately crushed' by elephant

Um...It would be boring if it WASN'T deliberate.

Britney's Wee Bit of Bother

Pop queen Britney Spears fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad.

The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!

The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

The Melissa Drexler Fan Club Page!

Fucking hilarious!

THE HIGH LIFE AND TIMES

Scroll down and read the TAKEN FROM THE DAILY DIRT part.

Adolf Hittler is alive and well

He’s a 61-year-old retired school bus driver from Landeck, Austria, and he doesn’t like to be teased. “My whole life this has been a problem,” he says. “Just try checking into a hotel with my name.

Former Soul II Soul singer Dies

"Police said it appeared she had been running from a supermarket after being confronted about shoplifting. She was struck by three cars on the nearby A27 highway and was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Goods from the store were found scattered across the road."

Ananova - Bar owner charged over 'dwarf-throwing' contest

I PROTEST! Goddamn the law to hell!

I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives

The Ultrainteractive Kung Fu Remixer

Welcome to ShitBegone!

"Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important. So I've designed ShitBegone with thousands of tiny micro-pockets, which actually lift away more feces per wipe than other leading brands."

Giant Shark Prepares to Eat Waterskier

Thrift store art.

Weekly World News

NEW YORK - Scientists have sniffed out the location of the Fountain of Youth and it's deep in the bowels of the New York City subway system - in a public toilet!