Saturday, April 20, 2002
US Senate passes ban on visitors from state sponsors of terrorism
Interesting since they don't even know who the terrorists were since they were decimated and the "supposed list" that is official has most from Saudi Arabia which isn't a listed country in this article. Besides it being a completely offensive Reform Act. We're living in Nazi Germany folks.
Interesting since they don't even know who the terrorists were since they were decimated and the "supposed list" that is official has most from Saudi Arabia which isn't a listed country in this article. Besides it being a completely offensive Reform Act. We're living in Nazi Germany folks.
Friday, April 19, 2002
Crusade
"A feudal serf fights in the name of Christianity back in the Middle Ages."
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger - haha. We can only hope this gets greenlighted!!!
"A feudal serf fights in the name of Christianity back in the Middle Ages."
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger - haha. We can only hope this gets greenlighted!!!
22 dogs taken from feces-laden residence
"Police saw three dead dogs stuffed into a plastic trash bag, Undersheriff Grayson Robinson said." Classic Garbage House!
"Police saw three dead dogs stuffed into a plastic trash bag, Undersheriff Grayson Robinson said." Classic Garbage House!
Jobless Ukrainian shoves head into saw
""He purposely rammed his head several times into the whirling saw blade." The man was pronounced dead at the scene. Workers who witnesses the grisly death were shocked."
""He purposely rammed his head several times into the whirling saw blade." The man was pronounced dead at the scene. Workers who witnesses the grisly death were shocked."
Oregon woman thankful after losing 800 pounds
"At her heaviest, Standard said she weighed nearly 1,200 pounds."
Says she was 5 feet, 2 inches in the article - what the fuck? That's HUGE!!!!
"At her heaviest, Standard said she weighed nearly 1,200 pounds."
Says she was 5 feet, 2 inches in the article - what the fuck? That's HUGE!!!!
Tuesday, April 16, 2002
Talk-Show Host Learns Tough Lesson
"Talk-Show Host Learns Tough Lesson About Mainstream Censorship, Free Speech and Israel."
"Talk-Show Host Learns Tough Lesson About Mainstream Censorship, Free Speech and Israel."
Monday, April 15, 2002
In Her Own Words: The After-death Journal of Princess Diana
"Here In Her Own Words, Diana returns through noted psychic medium Christine Toomey to tell us of her hopes and fears for that life, why her soul had to cut it short, and what she went through on her death."
"Here In Her Own Words, Diana returns through noted psychic medium Christine Toomey to tell us of her hopes and fears for that life, why her soul had to cut it short, and what she went through on her death."
Longest ear hair in the world
"B.D.Tyagi, a resident of Bhopal, India displays the longest ear hair in the world, measuring 10.2 cm (4 Inches) Tuesday Feb. 5, 2002 in Bhopal."
"B.D.Tyagi, a resident of Bhopal, India displays the longest ear hair in the world, measuring 10.2 cm (4 Inches) Tuesday Feb. 5, 2002 in Bhopal."
Goat-Fucking Hillbilly Photo Contest
"...you had to capture a hillbilly tending to his flock of goats with his manhood."
"...you had to capture a hillbilly tending to his flock of goats with his manhood."
Pooping Keychains
"Each is an adorable rubber animal friend. But when you squeeze its body, poop-like slime comes out of the butt. And when you release it, the poop goes right back in!"
"Each is an adorable rubber animal friend. But when you squeeze its body, poop-like slime comes out of the butt. And when you release it, the poop goes right back in!"
My Dad and I Visit a Porn Set
"Vivid Video, Hollywood’s leading producer of porn, wanted some publicity, and so I was flown out to L.A. to be guest-director of one of their videos, the idea being that I would write about the experience."
"Vivid Video, Hollywood’s leading producer of porn, wanted some publicity, and so I was flown out to L.A. to be guest-director of one of their videos, the idea being that I would write about the experience."
BabyCenter | Sports Conflict Catcher
"So, your partner's expecting, and you're looking forward to the greatest experience of your life, that moment of sweat and joy and singular happiness known as... the Super Bowl. Will the birth of your child interfere with your enjoyment of spectator sports?"
-Jesus fucking christ. If having a kid isn't more important to you than a bunch of jocko homos throwing a piece of leather around - do the world a fever and whack it into the toilet.
"So, your partner's expecting, and you're looking forward to the greatest experience of your life, that moment of sweat and joy and singular happiness known as... the Super Bowl. Will the birth of your child interfere with your enjoyment of spectator sports?"
-Jesus fucking christ. If having a kid isn't more important to you than a bunch of jocko homos throwing a piece of leather around - do the world a fever and whack it into the toilet.
Christian Deer Hunters Association
"A primary objective of the Christian Deer Hunters Association is to reveal and encourage a Biblical World View approach to deer hunting. Some of the things that a Biblical World View will help to stimulate or encourage include:
An awareness that deer hunting can be an excellent opportunity for sharing the Gospel of Jesus Christ with other hunters (Mk. 16:15-16).:
The proper view towards those who are in authority, such as DNR officials (Rms. 13:1-7).:
Proper treatment of game after it has been harvested (Prov. 12:27).:
The importance of faithful church attendance and involvement during the hunting season (Heb. 10:25).:
A wiser use of time spent while actually in the field hunting (e.g. Scripture reading, memorization, prayer, witnessing).
"A primary objective of the Christian Deer Hunters Association is to reveal and encourage a Biblical World View approach to deer hunting. Some of the things that a Biblical World View will help to stimulate or encourage include:
An awareness that deer hunting can be an excellent opportunity for sharing the Gospel of Jesus Christ with other hunters (Mk. 16:15-16).:
The proper view towards those who are in authority, such as DNR officials (Rms. 13:1-7).:
Proper treatment of game after it has been harvested (Prov. 12:27).:
The importance of faithful church attendance and involvement during the hunting season (Heb. 10:25).:
A wiser use of time spent while actually in the field hunting (e.g. Scripture reading, memorization, prayer, witnessing).
HANSI:THE GIRL WHO LOVED THE SWASTIKA
"...And dig this - every night, the Russians invade the barracks of the female prisoners to RAPE THEM - except Hansi, cause ... she's too skinny."
"...And dig this - every night, the Russians invade the barracks of the female prisoners to RAPE THEM - except Hansi, cause ... she's too skinny."
OINK - Unique Gifts for You and Yours
""Oink!" This sassy little piggy is about to pounce!"
- Um - looks more like it wants to be anally penetrated to me.
""Oink!" This sassy little piggy is about to pounce!"
- Um - looks more like it wants to be anally penetrated to me.
Sunday, April 14, 2002
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire."
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire."
You Can Honk, but You Cant Hide
Videotape for sale of sexy Diana crushing plastic cars with her feet.
Videotape for sale of sexy Diana crushing plastic cars with her feet.