Saturday, April 20, 2002

D9Movies.com DVD Movie

Decently priced HK flicks.
Nose hair

Flash movie where you can pull out long nose hairs.
"Would you stop menstruating if you could?"

A lot of Yes's and a lot of No's.
US Senate passes ban on visitors from state sponsors of terrorism

Interesting since they don't even know who the terrorists were since they were decimated and the "supposed list" that is official has most from Saudi Arabia which isn't a listed country in this article. Besides it being a completely offensive Reform Act. We're living in Nazi Germany folks.
Courtney Love: Crazy or Not?

Crazy, stupid and ugly in my opinion.

Friday, April 19, 2002

Seriously Dude, Where's My Car?

3 words. Hard to believe.
He can't stop driving

Irv Gordon has 2-million-plus miles on his Volvo.
Crusade

"A feudal serf fights in the name of Christianity back in the Middle Ages."

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger - haha. We can only hope this gets greenlighted!!!
Barbarella remake

WITH FUCKING DREW BARRYMORE?!! A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
Ninja shirt

7 quick steps on how to turn a black tshirt into ninja costume.
22 dogs taken from feces-laden residence

"Police saw three dead dogs stuffed into a plastic trash bag, Undersheriff Grayson Robinson said." Classic Garbage House!
Jobless Ukrainian shoves head into saw

""He purposely rammed his head several times into the whirling saw blade." The man was pronounced dead at the scene. Workers who witnesses the grisly death were shocked."
Oregon woman thankful after losing 800 pounds

"At her heaviest, Standard said she weighed nearly 1,200 pounds."

Says she was 5 feet, 2 inches in the article - what the fuck? That's HUGE!!!!

Tuesday, April 16, 2002

SpamCon Foundation: to reduce spam (junk email)

Dude wins 31 thousand by suing a spammer.
Elizabethan Curse Generator

Thou pernicious elf-skinned mammet!
Talk-Show Host Learns Tough Lesson

"Talk-Show Host Learns Tough Lesson About Mainstream Censorship, Free Speech and Israel."

Monday, April 15, 2002

In Her Own Words: The After-death Journal of Princess Diana

"Here In Her Own Words, Diana returns through noted psychic medium Christine Toomey to tell us of her hopes and fears for that life, why her soul had to cut it short, and what she went through on her death."
Longest ear hair in the world

"B.D.Tyagi, a resident of Bhopal, India displays the longest ear hair in the world, measuring 10.2 cm (4 Inches) Tuesday Feb. 5, 2002 in Bhopal."
Jolly Walkers Shoes

Fuck - clown shoes are expensive!!!!
Goat-Fucking Hillbilly Photo Contest

"...you had to capture a hillbilly tending to his flock of goats with his manhood."
Pooping Keychains

"Each is an adorable rubber animal friend. But when you squeeze its body, poop-like slime comes out of the butt. And when you release it, the poop goes right back in!"
Gay Niggers from Outer Space (1992)

I'll watch it for the title alone!
LOGIA: BIBLE BAR

Contains the 7 food of Deutoronomy.
My Dad and I Visit a Porn Set

"Vivid Video, Hollywood’s leading producer of porn, wanted some publicity, and so I was flown out to L.A. to be guest-director of one of their videos, the idea being that I would write about the experience."
Cash-Flow Generator
"Starter Kit"


Evil midgets trying to bilk you out of your cash! Awesome!
The Simpsons Archive: Hepped Up on Goofballs

All the drug references in The Simpsons.
Pillow Fight Bloodbath

Can't check this from work but looks to be interesting.
BabyCenter | Sports Conflict Catcher

"So, your partner's expecting, and you're looking forward to the greatest experience of your life, that moment of sweat and joy and singular happiness known as... the Super Bowl. Will the birth of your child interfere with your enjoyment of spectator sports?"

-Jesus fucking christ. If having a kid isn't more important to you than a bunch of jocko homos throwing a piece of leather around - do the world a fever and whack it into the toilet.
Christian Deer Hunters Association

"A primary objective of the Christian Deer Hunters Association is to reveal and encourage a Biblical World View approach to deer hunting. Some of the things that a Biblical World View will help to stimulate or encourage include:

An awareness that deer hunting can be an excellent opportunity for sharing the Gospel of Jesus Christ with other hunters (Mk. 16:15-16).:

The proper view towards those who are in authority, such as DNR officials (Rms. 13:1-7).:

Proper treatment of game after it has been harvested (Prov. 12:27).:

The importance of faithful church attendance and involvement during the hunting season (Heb. 10:25).:

A wiser use of time spent while actually in the field hunting (e.g. Scripture reading, memorization, prayer, witnessing).
HANSI:THE GIRL WHO LOVED THE SWASTIKA

"...And dig this - every night, the Russians invade the barracks of the female prisoners to RAPE THEM - except Hansi, cause ... she's too skinny."
OINK - Unique Gifts for You and Yours

""Oink!" This sassy little piggy is about to pounce!"

- Um - looks more like it wants to be anally penetrated to me.
Netmaster 10baseT is in the house

Hardcore networking rap.

Sunday, April 14, 2002

OJ Murder

Gory reenactment. Good for the children to watch.
(TheSpark.com) Burn Maker

Makes your timid text more "edged".
Slo Mo - Rappin Retard

Hahahaha! Maybe he'll go on the road with the Kids of Widney High?
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire

A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.



His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire."

FROGUTS.COM- We Made It!

Virtual Frog Dissection.
Corey Feldman LIVE IN PERSON!

Best theater in Austin - See The Goonies in a cave with Corey Feldman.
Weiner Eiffel tower

She's scared of the weiners.
Alien love doll

Has open mouth and inflates by blowing in crotch.
You Can Honk, but You Cant Hide

Videotape for sale of sexy Diana crushing plastic cars with her feet.
DeMask Beautifully Restored Gynaecological Chairs

What the fuck ISN'T available on the web?
Found! The longest bird penis ever

Complete with picture.