County couple 'driving on crack' before killing nun

"Authorities said Monday that a Williamstown motorist was high on crack and steering with his knees when his Lincoln Continental crashed head on with a Kia whose occupants included a popular Roman Catholic nun."

Jack Whittaker Caps The Year Of The Scam

"State lotteries are a sucker bet. They typically return about 55% of the money wagered. That's much less than a casino or a racetrack. The various lotteries admit it, but it's reported much less often than stories about winners, a staple on the local news. No one ever publicizes the millions of losers, but they're out there. You have to be in it to lose it."

This moron won how much cash?

I heard this idiot was giving 10% of his first check to 3 different pastors. Looking at his picture I think it might be better applied towards getting a college education, better clothing, and about $600,000 worth of plastic surgery for the wife.

Feng Shui Bandit

"He'll go into your yard and see if your garden gnome or birdbath is, say, on the left of your path and he'll move it to the right," Mosca said yesterday.

Electric Car Racing

"The most startling thing about the electric race cars is their sound. Forget the roar of the Indianapolis 500. These cars skim over the track with a quiet 'whoosh!' We watched the qualifying heats and saw that pit stops are different, too. When the car pulls into pit row, the crew deftly replaces 1500 pounds of batteries in amatter of seconds."

Holiday worst in 30 years for U.S. retailers

"It's going to be a great Holiday shopping season...a great Holiday shopping season...a great Holiday shopping season..."

3D Snake

Super cool 3D version of the old school Snake game.

Remote Control Speedboat

Not a bad price based on it going 15mph but the design is definately lacking.

Telemarketer threatens rape

The Burlington County woman, who asked not to be identified, told WWOR/Channel 9, the man called her several times before leaving an ominous message on her answering machine: "Don't make me rape you, bitch."

Automatically Rename MP3 Files

I haven't tried this program yet but seems like it would be handy.

The Onion | Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six

The Onion hits it on the nose.

Cute internet weirdness...

Be sure to check out some of the other stuff on this site, lots of abstract distraction

They should call it "Must LEAVE T.V."

Yeah, like you didn't see this one coming....

You will NEVER be safe to look at porn in privacy again....

I swear, we live in a country run by idiots that are obsessed with all the evil henchmen of comic books....

America tore out 8000 pages of Iraq dossier

"There are omissions that we are concerned about."

- Oh yeah - the omissions are due to the United States omitting 8000 pages from the dossier. Anything for war.