Revolutionary Web Design

Revolutionary web design? If this is the revolution in web design - we've all lost!

Woman charged with patting whale

This has to be the stupidest charge I've ever read about in the news. Fine the pigs for finding obscure laws to harrass citizens with.

Austria Blocking Movement of U.S. Troops-Rumsfeld

Dubya has set the groundwork for WW3. We have multiple countries siding with each other with sharp opinions. US Lawmakers threatening sanctions on NATO members based on their opinion on PREEMPTIVE warfare. Thanks Dubya - you just fucked the world.

Escape From America - The Book About Resarting Your Life Abroad

Do People really want to Escape From America?

"The answer to the first question is an unequivocal yes, people really want to escape from America and for many of them, the sooner they can escape the better. The answer to the second question is that the kind of people who want to escape are America’s best and brightest."

800 missiles to hit Iraq in first 48 hours

Bush - the Compassionate Conservative. Obviously the biggest oxymoron since Military Intelligence.

Most Wanted Terrorist - Usama Bin Laden

I find it interesting that 9/11 isn't even mentioned on Osama's page on the FBI web site.

Epileptic rower cheerful despite slow progress

"He left Peru 72 days ago but is still 13,000 kilometres (8,000 miles) from his destination - no closer than on the day he embarked on his journey. He has had four epileptic seizures since his journey began, the Press Association news agency reported."

Powell, Congress say allies jeopardizing NATO

"U.S. officials say failing to help defend Turkey would violate the basic NATO principle that an attack against one member is considered an attack against all."

- We just ignored NATO by acting like France and Germany are inconsequential. Now we expect them to assist us militarily in support of a PREEMPTIVE STRIKE. Hey dumbfuck Dubya, Powell - you just IGNORED a couple of NATO's key members and then threaten the existence of the organization based on a situation that isn't part of what NATO is there for. If PREEMPTIVE STRIKES are considered an ATTACK on the person who is DOING the preemptive strike - then we're all in trouble. For all of you retard war mongers out there - Turn off your Saving Private Ryan DVD with CNN playing PIP, get a rifle, get in a plane and put your life where your mouth is.

Action star Steven Seagal takes witness stand

"Action film star Steven Seagal testified Tuesday that a crew of alleged mobsters demanded that he make movies with them -- or else."

The Real ChickenShit Hall of Shame

Wouldn't you like to tell the world who you think is a REAL CHICKENSHIT!

Counterstrike Potty Mouth

"So, the story goes that co-worker A got sick of co-worker B's constant profanity whilst playing Counter Strike. Co-worker A then hid a microphone next to co-worker B's desk, and captured this stream of rantings. Then, as co-worker A was a member of an electronic music-making concern, he endeavored to edit it all together. The end result was this: The Terrible Mr. G."

Adult Incontinence Diapers Module and Bonding Cylinders

The ultimate gift.

William Shatner: Captain of the Starship

"Half of it consists of Shatner answering questions from the audience (where was the bathroom on the Enterprise?) and recalling inane stories from his career. On the other half, he performs dramatic poetry interpretations, including "Earthbound", "The Flight of Man" and a reading from H.G. Wells' "War of the Worlds".

Bra's In Mainstream Movies

"Hello. I've always enjoyed a great bra scene in a movie, but I've never been able to find a database or resource on the web that dealt with this particular subject, so I finally decided to make one myself."

Kurt Vonnegut vs. the !&#*!@

Based on what you’ve read and seen in the media, what is not being said in the mainstream press about President Bush’s policies and the impending war in Iraq?

That they are nonsense.

German kin refuse to brag on Rumsfeld

"We think it is dreadful that Donald Rumsfeld is out there pushing for a war against Iraq," Karin Cecere (born Rumsfeld), 59, said from her two-up, two-down home last week. "We are embarrassed to be related to him," she said.

Hello Kitty with Claws

Cute violence.

Why invade when the U.N. system is disarming Iraq?

"Given its sheer centrality to the case against Saddam, one might have thought that a New York Times article late last month casting doubt on the "Saddam-gassed-his-own-people" story would have stirred a little interest, even prompted some skepticism about how much the Bush administration can be trusted on Iraq."

My Tissue Box Cover Collection

"For some reason, I collect weird, unique, wacky tissue box covers."

Birth Erotica

"I remember very clearly the intense pleasure of feeling my baby's body move downward inside me. The spreading apart of my muscles and bones and the joy of voluntarily allowing my body to do its work was both arousing and exhilarating....I found it amazingly satisfying to pinch my clitoris to relieve the burning sensation while I savored the soft, wet, slightly furry head of the emerging new person pressing on my eager fingers."

How does one become a contestant on "JEOPARDY!"?

"The two basic steps to qualify as a contestant are 1) taking a 50 question test, and for those that pass the test, 2) playing of a mock game. The test is videotaped by Alex Trebek and covers a wide range of categories. The mock game follows immediately after the taking of the test. The whole process will take at most an hour and a half."

Viewing forum: Asian Horror

Message forum dedicated to extreme Asian horror films.

The most extreme film Ever

Some suggestions of the heinous and extreme.

THE RED ROOM

"Tightly edited, these images probably will make a few people turn off their VCR before the films even begins. A woman is beaten, another woman vomits, blood spurts from a wound at the neck of a woman, a hair dryer is put into the mouth of a man and switched on, a man pisses into the mouth of a woman, and a woman bites off the penis of a screaming man, and grins blood-smeared into the camera."