Ask PoopReport

"Judging by the gurgling noises coming from the old woman in the next stall, these toilets see some serious action. I calculated the economic cost of getting a new phone versus the emotional cost of sticking my hand in steamy Georgia swamp water, and did what I thought proper: I flushed. Bye bye, cell phone."

Stop the Dawn of the Dead remake!

"We, the following signers, have declared a remaking of the 1978 classic horror film "Dawn of the Dead" null and void, considering just a cash in for directors with no talent and who only want to make a living off of redoing other people's work. We therefore boycott this film and would not like to see it in any way, leaving the original alone, keeping it the classic it is and forever will be."

NBC Bringing Back Leblanc for 'Friends' Spin-Off

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. End this stupid shit NOW!

1 million AOL subscribers flee in quarter

"America Online's subscriber base plunged in the second quarter, as nearly 1 million customers fled the service for cheaper or faster Internet connections. "

Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Parts 1, 2 and 3

"It's a new form of adult entertainment, and men are paying thousands of dollars to shoot naked women with paint ball guns. They're coming to Las Vegas to do it."

Driver in farmers market crash: ‘My heart is broken’

"The elderly man who plowed his car through an outdoor market and killed 10 people made his first public comment Sunday, saying, "My heart is broken over the extent of the tragedy."

Poll shows errors in beliefs on Iraq, 9/11

"Pollsters and political analysts see several reasons for the gap between fact and belief: the public's short attention span on foreign news, fragmentary or conflicting media reports that lacked depth or skepticism, and Bush administration efforts to sell a war by oversimplifying the threat."

Pornomixer

Cut your own porn soundtrack and put video and effects to the final cut!

Horses

Flash horse singing movie.

Mirror.co.uk - LYNCH: I'M SO PROUD

"Contrary to stories put out by the US propaganda machine, she was saved by Iraqi doctors after being hurt when her Humvee crashed. Even her "escape" from the hospital was exaggerated. Iraqi troops had fled and US special forces encountered only frightened medics."

Yahoo! News - World Photos - Reuters

"An infant born with four legs, three hands, three kidneys and an abnormal liver to a rural Zambian woman two weeks ago, is pictured in Lusaka, July 2, 2003."

BlogRolling - The best link manager for your weblog and more!

"BlogRolling is a one-stop linklist manager for your blog or journal, helping you manage your ever-evolving linklist with ease. There are a lot of tools out there to help you blog without getting your hands dirty - but managing your linklist still means having to crawl through the HTML in your template every time you want to add or remove a link."

SexBlogs.org: everyone talks about it

"SexBlogs.org features both original content and news automatically gathered from the best sex weblogs on the Net. We started this website with a simple question: Do adult websites always have to be so damn tacky?"

N.A.G.

"N.A.G. (Network Auralization for Gnutella) is interactive software art for Mac OS X and Windows 2000/XP which turns the process of searching for and downloading MP3 files into a chaotic musical collage."

Wiki software - Wikipedia

"A WikiWikiWeb is a web site where anyone can edit the pages through an HTML form. Linking is done automatically on the server side; all pages are stored in a database."

The Memory Hole > 5-Minute Video of George W. Bush on the Morning of 9/11

For those of you who either forgot or didn't know that Dubya sat on his Presidential ass for at least a full 5 minutes after being told America is Under attack by Andy Card.

Ashcroft sings

I've heard cats fucking that sounded better.

The George W. Bush Magic War Ball

"Should the United States Attack Iraq? Let The George W. Bush Magic War Ball decide!"

Welcome to Stoveburner.com

"This web site depicts 162 burners from various appliances. They are presented as visual objects to be appreciated individually or collectively."

Pocket Calculator Nerd Watch Museum

All the Nerd watches that have calculators on them!

EphemeraNow.com

"EphemeraNow.com is a Web site dedicated to the advertising and illustration art of mid-century America."