Breaking up E-Card

This would be the coldest way to break up with a girl. Via this E-card.

Switchboard.White Results: Fucking Slut

I think I went to school with this girl!

13-year-old goes on $2 million Ebay spending spree

"The purchases included a $1.1 million helicopter and a $199,000 jet, authorities said. The boy also bought motorcycles and a pickup truck, they said."

White Trash @ Major-losers.com

A long page of pictures of some mutants.

Castro: 'Don't be foolish, Mr. W'

"Don't be foolish, Mr. W. Respect the intelligence of people capable of thinking."

- It's far too late for Dubya to stop being foolish. He's been working hard at it since he was born.

Amputee Ladies

A bunch of women amputee pictures. Apparently they're all Russian or Ukrainian since every third name is Natasha or Sasha.

Anti-abortionists try new weapon

Anti-abortionists try to use shame to discourage abortions by photographing and posting on the web pictures of women entering clinics. I'd like to take pictures of the anti-abortionists and photoshop their heads onto some hardcore gay fisting pics and post them on the internet in retaliation.

A callow cowboy stumbles

The idiocy of our President as described by his recent trip overseas to Europe and Russia.

What be happenin' today?

On this day in history... An extensive list of Famous Birthdays, Deaths and Historial Events based on today's date or any previous date in time.

The End of Free

This web site chronicles the dot com FREE to FEE business model. Whose bad idea on the web now costs money? Whose great idea now costs money?

Maxtor 160GB Hard Drive

I remember paying $460 for a 1.6GB hard drive in 1996. What the fuck?!!!!

Ass-o-tron'd Columbine High School Memorial Tribute

Scroll down a couple clicks to see the Ass pic. haha!

Ass-o-tron

Put an ASS on your company's web site. I sure as hell did since Harte-Hanks sucks ass!

Garbage House Assified

The National Hollerin' Contest

"Hollerin’ is considered by some to be the earliest form of communication between humans. It is a traditional form of communication used in rural areas before the days of telecommunications to convey long-distance message."

Do you have blacks in Brazil?

Dubya asks Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso: Do you have blacks in Brazil? Later, the Brazilian president said: regarding Latin America, Bush was still in his "learning phase".

Margot Kidder Breakdown

"The actress best known as Lois Lane in the "Superman" movies said two men, including one named Charlie, invited her into their cardboard shack and cared for her."

guimp: world's smallest website

The smallest web page interface in perhaps the world?!

Music Industry Unveils Piracy-Proof Format

"Nicknamed the 'Record', the new format takes the form of a black, vinyl disc measuring 12 inches in diameter, which must be played on a specially designed 'turntable'."

TJ-Hooker.com

America's greatest cop show?

STAR WARS ASCIIMATION

"Long a Star Wars fan, Jansen decided to re-create the entire original movie, A New Hope, using ASCII text. Five years later, he completed the scene where Luke and Han rescue Princess Leia from the Death Star."

- Holy Nerdlinger Batman!!!

Why Were the Explosions So Large? "September 11, 2001"

Page explaining how much gasoline a Boeing 767 typically carries.

Rocket Head

The ultimate hat?

Bottle Rocket Tour 2002

My friend Duane's photographic tour of some of the major areas where Bottle Rocket was filmed. He watched the movie the day before - the pictures are almost perfectly composed when compared to the original shots - all done from memory.

I slit Pearl's throat twice for video: Pearl's alleged killer

"An alleged murderer of Daniel Pearl has told interrogators that he slit the US journalist's throat twice because on the first occasion the video camera had failed to catch the shot due to a technical glitch."

"That's why in the video you didn't see the blood oozing out of his neck, I had to work hard to keep the neck together so that it doesn't become obvious in the film that I am slitting an already cut throat," he said."

Arnold Schwarzenegger Death Toll

List of Ah-nolds movies and how many kills took place in each.

Commando Arm Slice

This page claims this scene was deleted from the movie Commando with Schwarzenegger but I seem to recall it taking place in the final cut.

Unannounced 'gun drill' creates panic at Chandler high school

"Don't make me do it!" screamed the gun-toting students, running through a school hallway as part of a law-enforcement class drill. Unaware of the exercise, teachers swiftly locked down classrooms to ensure the safety of their bewildered students."

Microsoft hurt most by game console price cuts

"It costs Microsoft about $400 each to make each of its game machines, estimates Richard Doherty, analyst with Envisioneering Inc. In comparison, Sony earns about $14 each on its $199 PlayStation 2."