Ananova - Memory man recalls 5,000 playing cards

"When asked what the 17th card in the 53rd deck, he immediately visualised Socrates throwing a dart at a pear to correctly answer the Jack of Spades."

Scansoft gets Bill Clinton to speak his last will and testament

"Spookily, De Moortel revealed that the results had been achieved by sampling a mere 15 minutes worth of a genuine Clinton speech downloaded from the Internet. The company now possesses the ability to automatically feed in a new voice – such as Clinton's and the whole process was less than a half day's work."

Best Anti-Walmart Article Ever!

"Wal-Mart is not merely a hollow and deeply frightening Christian-values mega-retailer that makes you feel like you need a karmic shower and soul de-lousing immediately upon exiting the vacuum-sealed whooshing glass doors."

Anatomical Teddy

"When trying to explain impending surgery to a young patient, and point to the exact location of the organs which need surgery, you look into the frightened and completely blank eyes of a child who does not understand the procedure."

Down Syndrome Dolls

"I love to watch sailboats & go swimming."

Panty lift

Boys will be boys.

Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts!

"Artist background - The abridged version: Science nerd goes to art school and acquires a BFA with an emphasis on abstract painting, working primarily in oil paint and tar, while utilizing found objects and animal remains."

How to Get Laid in Japan

Order a drink and don't bother looking interested in anything particular. Chat with a friend if you brought one. Girls will come up sooner or later and start conversations. Then it will be time to choose which one to set your sights on. I recommend you follow these guidelines.
If she looks twent-two, she's fifteen.
If she looks fifteen, she's twenty-eight.
If she looks twenty-eight, she's over forty.

Atari: Custom Combat CX2601

"I had a Combat cart with no labels. Is there anything more worthless? I felt sorry for it, so I decided to make a custom box and label for it."

Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers- The Movie!

Too bad all the links are fucked up on this site.

Honda's New Accord Advertisement, "Cog"

If only all commercials were this cool.

The Foo Bathroom Display

Leave electronic messages for folks taking a shit in an MIT bathroom.

Decapitation: Chopper #1

What happens when a head meets a chopper blade.

local6.com - News - Police Search For 'Panty Bandit'

"Deputies in Orange County are looking for a suspect they call the "panty bandit." The attacker forcibly removes underwear from women who wear dresses."

Mirror.co.uk - YOU'RE NOT PARANOID, GEORGE

"It revealed 60% of non-Americans had a very unfavourable, or fairly unfavourable attitude towards Bush...Cartoon character Homer SImpson topped the poll of the greatest Americans."

Yahoo! News - Bush Blasts 'Revisionist Historians' on Iraq

Revisionist? What the fuck? Anyone who believes this YANK MY CHAIN MONKEY SHIT coming out of President Flushed-My-Brain-Down-The-Toilet obviously watches CNN or has the memory span of a medfly on crack. The Nazi party always had the philosophy of "Tell them the biggest lie" instead of small ones. Only difference is that Bush's "My Struggle" is just making it through a book period.

Student Kills Self in Pa. School With Gun

"An hour later the camouflage-clad fifth-grader was dying on a school-bathroom floor of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Seven of his father's guns and hundreds of bullets were strewn around him."

Wired News: Netscape Settles Software Issue

"The New York Attorney General's office said on Friday Netscape would pay $100,000 as part of a settlement of complaints about a feature used by the unit of America Online to track what users downloaded online. "

Revealed: the men with stolen identities

The mystery of the 911 hijackers.