Why stop with a muppet with AIDS?

"...You have a black guy, a hispanic guy, a woman and a cripple. Please. You could sleep with a Thai hooker and experience less diversity than a 20 minute episode of Ghostbusters EXTREME. What the hell makes it so "extreme" anyway?"

Shoulder Riding Club

"This is a casual social club with a unique concept. It stems from discovering that a number of women refuse to go to many events because they can't see a thing and they get crushed by the crowd. They would love to attend the event but can't have fun when they can't see anything. We also discovered that a number of men are still chivalrous and more than willing to help the ladies get a better view from their shoulders. So why not get the two sides together and create a win-win for both parties."

Battlefield 1942 - Stalingrad movie

Cool movie clip from an awesome game. Check it out.

U.N. Upholds Ban on 'Dwarf Throwing'

"A tiny stuntman who protested against a French ban on the bizarre practice of "dwarf throwing" lost his case before a U.N. human rights body, which said the need to protect human dignity was paramount."

Vote 'Yes' for Dwarf Tossing.

Blind Dogs

Get your "Blind Dogs See with Their Hearts" T-shirts here. Hah!

ATTACK OF THE GIANT HORNY GORILLA IN 3-D!

Why Austin, TX is a great place to live if you like movies!

On a Tel Aviv sidewalk: a human heart, still beating

"I ran outside and saw a heart still moving on the sidewalk. A few metres away were the lungs," said Amir Chen, 45, owner of Lotus Books, whose display of children's books was sprayed with blood.

The Dick List

The infamous Dick List where women can post information on previous cockknockers that they dated to warn other women. Originating from Austin, TX (along with this site).

Alligator Bites Off Man's Arm at Florida Garden

"I physically slit the alligator open, reached in, and I could feel the victim's arm in the stomach," Brown told Reuters by phone. "I was able to sever the stomach and pull the victim's arm out."

Methods and Techniques - Noodling

"Its official name, according to many state wildlife regulations, is hand fishing. The origins of the name noodling are unknown, but it is speculated that it comes from the slippery nature of the catfish, which can feel like a wet noodle."

MonkeyFetish

"A monkey fetish page for those interested in the wholly natural act of pleasuring Monkeys or being pleasured by Monkeys."

Head Blade

"A lot of people shave their heads. It's time someone designed a razor for them."

Bend over Boyfriend

"This erotic educational video teaches women how to give men anal pleasure and teaches men how to receive it!"

Anal Douche

Product is made of: rubber
Special features: glow-in-dark
For this part of the body: anus

Sexual World Records - Largest Reverse GangBang

All he had to do was bust 6 times in a row to set a new world record, which should've been absolutely no problem for a man claiming to be able to shoot 20, right? NO!

Azael couldn't even rise to the occasion as "The World's Largest Reverse Gang Bang" turned into The World's Largest Display of " I told you so" in recent years.

The Forbes Fictional Fifteen

Forbes top 15 richest fictional characters of all time. Richie Rich weighs in at 24.7 billion.

Dave & Shel Wedding Pics

"You can see pictures from Dave & Shel's wedding at their website also, but this tribute is to the great accumulation of long nails in attendance. Enjoy!"

Do you want to know how RIAA.org was hacked?

"This organization must be employing a blind webmaster if he did not figure out that this very passwordless admin module at www.thatsite.org/admin was used to deface the website. There was also no filtering to prevent uploading mp3 files through the PDF upload section. That would also explain how illegal mp3 music files appeared on this anti-piracy site,” explained Holmes smugly."

Bush's Mein Kampf

"In a report to Congress, Mr. Bush said the United States is prepared to launch pre-emptive military strikes against security threats even when they are not imminent, and will not shrink from "compelling" others to fall in line."