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Perhaps the cleanest interface ever seen on a web site?!

Buy Bush a PlayStation 2

"Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars. We of course cannot trust that Bush will eventually discover video games himself. They are not of his generation, and he is an extremely busy man besides. It is up to us, America, and so I propose the following: We must pool our funds and buy Bush a PlayStation 2."

Naked Psychics

Phenomenally bad site that probably rakes in 4 million a month.

Internet Vibrator Control vibrator over the internet

"Any two or more people connected over the internet can control the vibration speed and vibration."

It's so Dark over there!

As usual - we don't know if the picture is out of context or not - either way, he's stupid enough to make it happen and that's all that matters in the first place.

Gay as a spring day

This guy got his style from a Goodwill dumpster apparently.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese Commercials

Commercials that Arnold has done in Japan to get even more money without tarnishing his American superstar image.

The Little Engine that Could

"Nothing seems to get the chicks like a four door Mazda 626."

Gamers Petition Bush to Ban Sniper

"The sniper is a total lamer," said Cody Montz, 13, of Richmond, VA. "Only the people with no skills use sniper rifles. Man, it's almost as bad as people that play as a Heavy Weapons Guy all the time."

Top Ten People America Wants To Kick In the Balls

I have no arguments with the selections on this list as pertaining to the topic.

Sneeze Counter

"You have reached Todd Ginsberg's Sneeze Counter. Counting Todd Ginsberg's sneezes for 3.8249% of a century."

555-LIST

A list of all the bogus 555 phone numbers from movies.

Twin Towers at Ground Zero™

"Due to the overwhelming public demand, the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey have decided to use the site of the World Trade Center for America's number one theme park, Twin Towers over Ground Zero™!"

My Uncle John

If any ladies out there are going goo goo for this man - I can give you his phone number!!!

Am I THIS or NOT?

Mother lode of these types of sites.

Welcome to The Museum of Black Superheroes

A collection of black superheroes.

Fat Ass Sues Fast Food Chains

"When fat people get together they come up with the fattest ideas. I'm talking about the kind of shit that only a group of whiney fat people could come up with. One of these "fat rights" groups started causing problems with the airlines because they say the seats on planes are too small. Boo fucking hoo. I'm 6'6" and have to fold myself up like an origami swan to fit into an airplane seat, but you don't hear me bitching."

Kitty Litter Cake

"Heat three Tootsie Rolls in microwave 15 seconds or until pliable. Pinch ends, curving slightly. Hide in mixture. Repeat with next three Tootsie Rolls."