Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion from UltraTech Products Inc.

The First Air Filter Disguised as a Seat Cushion

The Austin Chronicle Features: Killer Reputation

In 1885 an Axe Killer stalked Austin, TX and killed 9 people, 4 more than Jack the Ripper and 3 years earlier. Never solved.

Puppy Bowling is Fun!

Looks pretty damn fun to me too!

Suicide Ghost

If you stare at the Blue sheet in the background for 30 seconds, you can see her apparition.

Dead or Alive

This movie sounds fucking great! Hope it comes here.

Some World Trade Center Videos

The videos with different angles

The Excitement Machine: JCPenney Catalog Fall/Winter 1980

Funny stuff.

Denver Post.com - Teen girl jailed with sex suspect

A man charged with sexually assaulting a girl at a church and suspected in two other assaults was mistakenly placed by Arapahoe County deputies in a jail cell with a teenage girl, whom he sexually assaulted, police said.

slackAssBastardS.org :: Lazy? Slacker? Bastard? Us too!

Some fun links

Former USA VP Dan Quayle Quotes

Imagine if Dan Quayle was Dubya's VP - we'd have two complete retards at the helm of this country instead of just one.

Report: Hit-and-run victim lived at least two days trapped in windshield of car that struck him

"With the man still lodged in the windshield, the woman panicked and drove a few miles to her southeast Fort Worth home, parking her 1997 Chevrolet Cavalier in the garage and lowering the door as Biggs began to plead for help, according to a police statement."

Steamed cat and chicken

Cut the meat of a mature cat and a chicken into cubes and steam them until tender with water chestnuts, pieces of fresh sugar cane, fresh ginger root, and preferred herbs.

Sounds pretty good to me.

International Federation of Competitive Eating

News and records about CHOWING DOWN!

DDN | Landlord videotaped 650 using bathroom

Rogers, whose legs had been amputated within the past three years, also operated a haunted house during Halloween in one of his vacant storefronts, neighbors recalled.

This guy sounds like a real winner!

Amorous couple busted for pot possession

They had sex in a stranger's driveway then were arrested on drug charges after neighbors were roused. The drugs confiscated by police have a street value of about $11,000.

True braniacs.

Bus Driver Charged

"If you had these kids on your bus, you'd drink too," Mr. Franks said Saturday, adding that, after only a month on the job, he was unable to control screaming kids who refused to stay in their seats.

Enron: Code of Ethics

Read parts of the 64-page booklet.

Mario Bros Flash Movie

Funny ass flash animation of first two levels of Super Mario Bros with vocal sfx

God Kills A Kitten

Every time you masturbate...please think of the kittens

Ananova - Woman aims to have sexual intercourse world record

The 21-year-old said: "I only started a few months ago and I've already notched up 1,400. I have to get the men to sponsor me of course, I mean I've already had to replace one bed and I need to eat lots to keep my energy levels high."

Monkey Skateboarding

Watch a Quicktime movie of a monkey skateboarding.

Miniaturized, Implantable Identification Technology

Anyone who voluntarily gets this implanted is a punk ass chump. end of story.

DUCK! The Columbine High Massacre

I'm sure this is bad but it has to have some funny as hell parts just for the content matter alone. Won't be finding this at Ballbuster I can imagine.

Virtual Liquor Store

Send a 40 Oz to your Homies!

A REAL ELECTROCUTION

Guy high on PCP trying to kill himself. Picture of him frying himself on a high voltage power pole!