The Ten Armies You Don't Want to Fight

"Taking into account quantity and quality, the ten most deadly armies on the planet belong to China, the United States, India, Russia, North Korea, South Korea, Turkey, Israel, Pakistan and Iran."

Jose, Interrupted: Where Is Terrorist Jose Padilla?

Great article on Jose Padilla and the facist propaganda of the Bush Administration.

Lego Machine Guns

Amazing display of detailed guns made out of legos.

Top 25 Lobbying Groups

"This year's Power 25 survey--FORTUNE's list of Washington's most powerful lobbying groups--reflects the change. For the first time in four years, the Power 25 has a new No. 1: the heavily Republican National Rifle Association."

Woman sues Delta, says she was humiliated over sex toy

"A woman who says she was pulled off an airplane and asked to take a sex toy out of her luggage after it started vibrating is suing Delta Air Lines, saying she was publicly humiliated."

Ukrainian plane crash kills at least 60 spectators

"A fighter jet crashed into a huge crowd of spectators at an air show Saturday, killing at least 60 people and injuring 70 others in the western Ukrainian city of Lviv, emergency officials said."

Sandals and Socks

A site celebrating the fashion statement of wearing socks with sandals.

Download The Killer Bean 2 from PocketMovies.net

Phenomenal animation. Well worth the download. From the lead animator on the upcoming Matrix Reloaded.

WB, Celebs Getting 'Surreal'

"The half-hour series, targeted for a September airdate, was also inspired by a recent series of Lipton Sizzle & Stir TV blurbs that featured mismatched celebs (such as George Hamilton, Sally Jessy Raphael and Little Richard) playing themselves but living and cooking as a family unit."

NBC chief leaves door open for more "Friends"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Afghan heroin trade 'booming'

Let me get this straight. In 2001 we give $40 million to the Taliban because they're cracking down on opium. Then we spend hundreds of millions to bomb the country endlessly without the slightest progress in the promise of "getting those responsible for 9/11". Now drugs are back full fledged there. Not that I care about the flourishing drug trade in Afghanistan but as far as our country having a clear agenda - ours is as muddled as an amnesiac in a Salvado Dali painting.

eBay item - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE?

Currently: US $1000. Answer: "You're a fucking dumbass - thanks for the money."

Man dies in vat of chocolate

"A candy factory worker died after being submerged in a 1,200-gallon vat of liquefied chocolate, police said."

'Murder in Gaza': Image Gallery

"The following report contains images of the death and destruction created by the Israeli attack on the Gaza City, late Monday, July 22, where 12 Palestinians were killed and 140 wounded."

America West Pilots Bar Tab

That's some drink list for a pilot!

Hitler Youth Camps?

No official investigation into 9/11, mobilizing tanks within our borders. Questions on whether the military can assume "policing" powers. What's next? The Hitler youth apparently. Congratulations Dubya, you're Hitler without the "charisma".

Sweet Ass Movie

My powerful first feature film. Experience the emotions. The danger. The thrills.

Power Rangers Porn

Power Rangers action figures in compromising positions.

PUT A TATTOO ON MY SHAVED HEAD FOR 1 YEAR!!

He only got $425.00 for this. After paying for the tattoo itself - does that leave that much profit?

Bush follows his nose

Watch Dubya's nose get longer as he chases your $$$'s.

Floppy Television?

"You're effectively printing televisions," CDT Chief Executive David Fyfe told Reuters. "They can be printed onto thin plastic almost like paper."

- Hey - it's still TV ok? Shit is shit whether it's bulky or thin. Are the Simpsons gonna be any better or Ally McBeal any worse on a thin TV?

Warning: Buckle up for squeegee police

For the past three days, police officers dressed in casual summer clothes have darted into intersections with squeegee and spray bottle in hand, says Constable Phil Reid, spokesman for the Burnaby RCMP.

When they find a driver without a seat belt, they signal a spotter hiding nearby. "The spotter grabs a description of the vehicle, radios ahead and lo! and behold, they [errant motorists] are stopped a block down the road," Constable Reid said.

- Three word comment on this article: FUCK THE POLICE.

Courtney Love Gets Uglier

I know a lot of you are thinking "Is that possible?" but these pictures prove it!

American Psycho 2

With William Shatner. Must be a stunner.

David McNamara (a.k.a. Anti-Porn Guy)

"I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive."

Of Presidential Assholes...

"Could it be that Bush has never put even his little finger into his ass and the whole idea gives him the homophobic willies? Or maybe it’s that, at some point in his wild and woolly past, Bush did have someone or something significant inside his ass, and was so traumatized that the thought of anything approaching a repeat of that experience causes him to break out into a cold sweat."

Snakehead fish found in seven U.S. states

"The snakehead, which can grow up to 3 feet long (1 meter), eats other fish and can walk across land to find new sources of food in other lakes and streams. The fish can stay out of water for up to three days."

The Little Mermaid Cock

Look right in the middle of this scan of the video cover of The Little Mermaid. A golden sparkly schlong!

The WonderfulWorld of Gummybear Sex!

Gummy bears doing it every which way!

Man upset by traffic allegedly shoots cars

"Gregory Peter Carr, 42, of New Prague reportedly took aim at numerous vehicles passing along County Roads 29 and 164 Saturday morning, witnesses told authorities. No one was injured, but several cars were hit by the six shotgun blasts, according to a press release issued by the sheriff."

Saddam fights back!

How the Iraqi leader might reply to President George Bush's sabre-rattling.

Yoshi's Boxx

A guy included an Atari 2500, NES, Xbox, Gamecube, PS2 and a Custom PC all into ONE case. The Ultimate Gaming Machine!

New AOL 'buddy' icons

Porno AOL Buddy icons. From Dirty Sanchez to Smurfing.

Autopsy Zombie Staple Babies

Check out the Gallery and read the Controversy part for some good yucks.

Women Sneezing

Japanese page celebrating women sneezing. With mpeg video. Check out the Achoo Contest part.

Midland teen burned in 'human barbecue' trick based on MTV show

"With a video camera running, friends at a weekend party doused Jonathan Scott Perry with lighter fluid. One lighted a match and set him afire."

- Oh Fuck! I forgot to put on the fire retardant suit! Survival of the fittest people.

How to distinguish a phony grin from the real thing

"But when your brain is truly amused, a different part, called the basal ganglia, is activated, spontaneously (and unconsciously) contracting muscles both around the mouth and the eyes (orbicularis oculi muscles), imparting a merry twinkle to your countenance."

Apple, Segway Combine Forces

"Hidden in its base, the iSegway sports a 1.7-GHz G5 CPU (the first product we've seen with Apple's newest processor), 512MB of RAM, an 80GB hard drive, a GeForce4 MX440 video card, and a WAAS-corrected GPS receiver."

Jobs and Kamen stopped short of announcing a release date, but Jobs stated that production of the iSegway will begin at midnight on April Fools' Day, April 1, 2002, and end at 11:59 p.m. on April 1, 2002

ASCII art

This is super nerdy yet extremely impressive. A collection of ascii poster artwork.

The south is gona'a rise again' mens underwear.

Whitie Tighties that say "The south is gonna rise again" on the crotch.

Orange Cone Gallery

Glorious color pictures of orange traffic cones!

Man, fearing terrorists, fires at helicopter

"A man armed with an assault-style rifle opened fire on a helicopter landing in a residential neighborhood, thinking the chopper was carrying terrorists, police said."

- There's a point in your life where you have to say "Maybe I should go back and get that GED."