Anti-abortion has plane fly banner over California beaches

"An anti-abortion group had an airplane fly over Southern California beaches towing a giant banner depicting what the group said were two photos of a 10-week-old aborted fetus."

Too bad they couldn't tow a few anti-abortionists behind the plane also.

Postal 2 Movies

Watch the E3 video. Sets a marching band on fire and then starts blasting an elephant!

Gary Coleman Goes POSTAL

Gary Coleman is a guest star in the upcoming video game Postal 2. Check out the pictures and video of Gary blasting away!

Kinderlederhosen "Peppi"

Is this the best shot they could get for a web site selling children's lederhosen? Kid is all digging deep for a bloody booger in this pic.

The Bush Girls Speak Out

Expulsion: So do you remember how you felt on September 11th?
Jenna: That was, like, one of the worst days of my life. Someone spilled gin on my new Kate Spade bag…

Palestinian soccer?

"FIFA, soccer's world governing body, gave the Palestinian Football Federation full affiliation in 1998. That recognition is interpreted as a global nod to their aspirations of statehood."

Israel vs Palestine in soccer. That might get a bit rough eh?

Radiation scare over mobiles

"Radiation from mobile phones causes changes in the brain which could pose risks to health, an authoritative two-year study has concluded."

Sweet! The more dead cell phone users the better!

SK8 your punk ass!

A flash movie regarding Skateboarding 101.

World Rubik's Games Championships Rules

"If a contestant still moves the cube after it is put back on the timing device / table, the contestant will be disqualified.If a contestant puts an unsolved cube back on the timing device / table, then:
- if the cube needs only one move to solve, 2 seconds are added to the contestants time
- in all other cases the contestant will be disqualified

Despite post-Sept. 11 patriotism, many college students would evade draft

Whatever polls are worth...

All Time World Cup XI

The Ugly Footballers Dream Team!

Baseball fan gets dream burial

"He was buried Thursday in Lewisburg, Tenn., at home plate of the 625-square-foot infield his mother and father named "Jordan's Field," a gift to them from Christopher Taylor, owner of Bills-McGaugh Funeral Home in Lewisburg."

Man accused of ramming car at ATM

"McMahon apparently became frustrated while waiting for the customer in front of him at the AmSouth Bank branch in Homosassa to complete her transaction and rammed her car three times with his blue van.

She had recently moved to Citrus County from Louisiana, so the transaction was taking longer than usual, between 11 and 15 minutes, according to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office report."

Fuck - I would ram her car too - Get your fucking envelope and fill that shit out off to the side if it's gonna take you that long dumbass!

Now you know the hole story

The mystery began last week, when 10-year-old Kaare Tollefson noticed the hole while walking to his school bus.

It was no wider than a quarter then. But no one knew how deep it was.

Through it all, Van Noy has enjoyed the excitement in his front yard on 164th Avenue Northeast.He even brought out coolers of soda and lawn chairs to accommodate the crowd.

Six Million Dollar Man

Considering how bad graphic design was for most products in the 70's - this isn't too bad of a cover.

Spiderman's nutsack

Egads! See some flabby fuck wearing a Spiderman costume that shows off his balls, ass crack and fat all in one comprehensive page.

Mom allegedly slit baby's wrists during high

It was part of a twisted scheme in which Billie Jo Peters, 26, wanted to take both herself and her baby to heaven, said Maricopa County Attorney Rick Romley.

Year after rescue from closet, girl's spirit strong

"This was a year ago, not long after the emaciated girl was rescued last June from the filthy bedroom closet of her parents' trailer in Hutchins. Police say her mother and stepfather forced her to live there and in other confined spaces with little food and clothing for four years."

Dull Men's Club

place — in cyberspace — where Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be "in and trendy," to enjoy instead the simple, ordinary things of everyday life.

Bush's Police State Kicks Into Gear

The fools that wave their flags after 9/11 are celebrating our idiotic "president's" clamping down on civil liberties. Your average American masturbates to American troops storming the beachs of Normandy in Saving Private Ryan to liberate Europe from the oppressive Nazis, yet when it's happening in our own country they are blinded by patriotism and the same propaganda tactics that Joseph Goebbels used in Germany. Wake the fuck up people.

PORNOLIZED: Pigs in the News

Pornolized version of a pig news article:

"...the muff sniffing chance to meet the plowing legend in the flesh and for some lucky folks, the privilege of getting a piggy fingerfucks."

Pigs in the News

Everything topical about pigs. Get your latest pig news to impress your friends here.

Guardians of the North

Canadian superheroes. Do they exist? Yes and they're all documented here.

'Thinking' robot in escape bid

Gaak made its bid for freedom yesterday after it had been taken out of the arena where hundreds of visitors watch the machines learning as they do daily battle for minor repairs.

Professor Noel Sharkey said he turned his back on the drone and returned 15 minutes later to find it had forced its way out of the small make-shift paddock it was being kept in.

He later found it had travelled down an access slope, through the front door of the centre and was eventually discovered at the main entrance to the car park when a visitor nearly flattened it with his car.

Cat Boxing!

Welcome to Cat Boxing.com!
Blow by blow, swap by swap and growl after growl!
Round after round of feline fighting!

OxymoronList.com

The largest list of oxymorons ever collected online!

US cyber security may draft ISPs in spy game

"Data to be gathered under the European plan includes the headers (from, to, cc and subject lines) of every e-mail each customer sends or receives, and every user's complete Web browsing history. The period of time that the data will have to be retained is up to each member country; specific legislative proposals range from 12 months to seven years..."

- And how is this legal in free societies?

Redneck Hearse

This is a fully custom built 1972 Cadilac Hearse 4X4. It has the original Caddy 472CU V8 and Turbo 400 automatic transmision.

Big Ten Corporations

Ten major companies in the United States control a majority of the information and entertainment.

Can semen cure the blues?

A researcher says male ejaculate may act as an antidepressant -- but other scientists aren't swallowing his theory.

How stupid is too stupid?

Before the war, back when you could criticize the President without being condemned as an enemy of the state, public questioning about his IQ usually resulted in one of two responses: supporters defending him by claiming that he really was smart, in his own special way; and everyone else excusing his lack of intelligence because he appeared to be surrounded by brainy subordinates.

How much is your poo worth ?

All you need to tell us is how much you earn a year and how long your working day is (we won't record this, we don't really care). As soon as you leave for your poo click Start, then when you're back click Stop.

Phone Call To FBI Press Office

"I phoned up the FBI press office and said I was doing a talk on 9-11 and wanted to get my facts straight as I want to make sure I have the right people who hijacked the planes. The BBC and other news agencies have reported up to 7 of the hijackers still being alive."

Seattle Man Refuses to Pay Fine for Allegedly Breaking Iraq Embargo

Welcome to Nazi America. Fucking ridiculous.

City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

German boy stabs himself to death in class

AN 18-YEAR-OLD German schoolboy who was buckling under the pressure of examinations stabbed himself to death with a bread knife in front of his classmates.