Saturday, May 11, 2002

Body piercing linked to risky behavior in teens


"Girls with body piercings were more likely to have had sexual intercourse, to have smoked cigarettes or marijuana in the last month, and to have failing grades. Pierced girls were also more likely to have skipped school within the last year, and to exhibit antisocial behavior such as painting graffiti, petty theft and shoplifting."

- And who would want it any other way?!
Mister Poll: Enemas and You

"Enemas were once a common home remedy, recommended by medical professionals and "Doctors Mom" alike. In recent years, enemas seem to have fallen out of favor with mainstream medical professionals. Have they also fallen out of favor with the average person?"
The Homosexual Handshake Exposed!

"During the final downward motion of the shake, it is seen who will insert or receive the index finger, thus establishing who will play the "girl" when they later meet in a public toilet for sex."
Body Found In Walt Disney World Lagoon

"The body of a New Hampshire tourist who disappeared after arguing with his wife at a Walt Disney World hotel was found Friday by divers in a lagoon near the Magic Kingdom, according to Local 6 News."
Sexy tree too much for some Westside neighbors

"A Westside resident called the cops Monday to report an allegedly phallic tree.

Officers responded to the Liberty Street home but found no wrongdoing. They said the 20-footer — actually an evergreen hedge of the Luma genus — is protected by its owner’s right to artistic freedom.
Boy's teeth rotted by sweet drinks

"A five-year-old boy has had 10 teeth taken out because he drinks too many sweet drinks.
Billy Hayes, from Manchester, was even given the sugary drink Vimto in a bottle as a baby, instead of milk."
Hammacher Schlemmer - Miniature Bicycle

"Until now, such miniature bicycles were available exclusively to professional circus clowns. An amusing diversion at parties, picnics, reunions and charity events, this diminutive bicycle is a challenging, yet fun ride for individuals aged six through adult. The adjustable seat and handlebars allow for different riders weighing up to 300 pounds."

Friday, May 10, 2002

Senior prank leads to animal-cruelty charge

He said he was seated on the gym floor, and "when the others threw water balloons, I threw the bunny across the floor to the other side. It was pure impulse. I wasn't thinking, and it was a bad idea."

Five knives broken in teen stabbing

Investigators later asked Lopez why he used so many knives.


“He just wouldn’t die,” Lopez responded.
Rename "The Two Towers" to Something Less Offensive Petition

Anyone who signs this petition is obviously fucked in the head and has FAR too much time on their hands.

Thursday, May 09, 2002

Tuesday, May 07, 2002

The First Swim Cap Fetish Site by Mr Speedo

There is a fetish for EVERYTHING!
Police: Suspect threw son at dog 05/07/02

"A suspected robber is accused of throwing his 1½-year-old son at a police dog to stop the dog from chasing him, police said."
Segway accident

"The heralded Segway has claimed its first Atlanta victim. A member of the Central Atlanta Progress Ambassador Force toppled from one of the personal scooters on Cone Street near Luckie Street about 8:40 p.m. Thursday."
Rec Leader Held in Sucking of Boys' Toes

"Detectives searched his house and allegedly found a digital camera loaded with images of Veches sucking the toes of 45 partially clad children, all boys between the ages of 6 and 10 years old, Sgt. Steve Shulman said."

Monday, May 06, 2002

Priest accused of abuse receives mixed reaction from his parishioners

''I was really upset that he got a standing ovation for what he said,'' said Heiser, a member for eight years. ''I think what he said was the very least he could say. The question no one is asking is: 'Did he really do that in 1982?' ''

- The hypocrisy of the Catholic church. Apparently there is no accountability due to 'forgiveness'. Fuck it - guess if the whole world were true Catholics it'd be like A Clockwork Orange every day.
Two charged with cannibalism

"Authorities were notified about the alleged crime after horrified villagers in northwestern Banteay Meanchey witnessed the men eating a right leg and hand with chilli salt."
Squid eats skua.....from the inside out!!

Bird swallows squid like creature and it tries to eat its way out of the bird!
Kool-Aid Photo Archive Flavor List

Pictures of kool-aid packets!
BOOMBOX MAN

The legend of...
Index of cliche kitty

Kittypics that are super cornball. Cat_0003.jpg being the best of them all.
Video Clips of Zorbing

Basically you're in this big bubble and you bounce down hills in it. Straight out of New Zealand. Watch the videos.
Fatal Consequences of Masturbation

Apparently I'm in for some sick times ahead.
Related Info for: garbage-house.com/&success=true

The Amazon like info for Garbage-house.com. Avg. Traffic Rank: 594,808. Closing in on...hm...Manties or Buggy Balls? Hard to say.

Sunday, May 05, 2002

Women Hands on Hips, gallery list

Large list of pictures of women with their hands on their hips. Odd.
Jan Smithers

Some guys obsession with Bailey from WKRP.
Interesting U.S. Town Names

Which way to Meat Camp, North Carolina?
I'm Changing the Climate!

"This campaign is designed to tell the world what we think of those mindless suburban drones that insist on getting 8 mpg while driving their kids to soccer practice."
EEL's Anthrax-O-Gram

Send someone some anthrax.
ADDRESSES OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS

I'm gonna stalk Rue McClanahan!
Female Domination Stories

Read the Alf Erotica - haha!
ArtCarFest Featured Cars

I like the Carthedral.
The BraBall

See it and believe!