Saturday, July 12, 2003

Battlefield1942Files.com - Leave No Man Behind Info

An ingame movie of multiplayer online play of the game Battlefield 1942 with a crapload of camera angles. Must have took a lot of coordinated effort.
Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

"The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate."

Friday, July 11, 2003

Television: Suddenly, ‘Family Guy’

"The show—a bitingly funny send up of family sitcoms featuring a moronic patriarch, a talking dog and a diabolical, British-accented infant boy—is drawing 1 million viewers per episode—topping Leno and Letterman among 18- to 34-year-old men."

- That's cause the show was goddamn funny and should never have been canceled!
ICanStillTellYourWifeBill.com

"Bill, you are a Cheating, Lying, Lusting, Conniving, Manipulative, Deceitful, Foolish, Exploitive, Lecherous, Egotistical, Perverse, Obstinate, Derisive, Abominable, Repulsive, Indignant, Obtuse, Moronic, Retarded, Bastard."
Yahoo! News - World Photos - AP

"Dzhambulat Khotokhov, right, a 4-year-old Russian weighing 56 kilograms (123 pounds) with a height of 118 centimeters (3 feet 11 inches), and Georgy Bibilauri, a Georgian, who turned 5 on Wednesday, 120 centimeters (4 feet) tall and weighs 51 kilograms (112 pounds), enjoys a meal, in Tbilisi, Georgia Wednesday, July 9, 2003."
orgasmatic washing machine

Select the wash type, temp and extras!
electric 6 - gay bar

Bush and Blair sing about the Gay Bar.

Thursday, July 10, 2003

July is American Beer Month!

"Take time this JULY to sample some of America's brewing history."

Wednesday, July 09, 2003

Keepers of Lists - Top 76 Worst Pickup Lines

"Let's play Gulf War. I'll be Iraq and you blow the hell out of me."
Why is the US the most hated country in the world? - BESTandWORST.com

Read the lively debate at the bottom of the page.
Genital Herpes...

...It starts with a kiss.

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Vespa Girls

Calender girls hanging out on Vespas.
MSNBC fires Savage on anti-gay remarks

Michael Savage is a fucking moron.

Sunday, July 06, 2003

8Bit Joystick.com: How to Burn Xbox Games and Copy Protected CDs

"I am using my Bling Bling Turbo Toaster with 256X Fire-Wire burning. Be careful to load the game into the read tray and insert a standard blank 700 Meg CD-R into the write tray."
American Apology Shirt

A shirt for sale that says "I'm sorry my president's an idiot. I didn't vote for him in multiple languages."
Robot Store

Browse the catalog!
Conjoined twins enter critical phase

"Surgeons have entered a critical phase as they work at separating the heads of 29-year-old Iranian twin sisters joined at the head."