Teleport City Movie Reviews: Enter the Ninja

Chuck Norris, Ninjas and more...

Scoop: INVESTIGATION: Sept 11th - Unanswered Questions

Definitive list of all the indiscrepencies surround 9/11.

A power that outstrips even U.S. in region

What our tax dollars get spent on.

Technical Virgin | Our Message to Teens

Alternative to viriginity? Keeping your cherry safe? Anal sex.

everlasting blort - reach out as forward tastes begin to enter you

Buttload of great links.

Can of Instant Smelly Shit

Don't mistake for hair spray!

David Blaine magic

Secrets of a few of his tricks.

Mullet Madness - Tribute to a great hairstyle and culture.

One of the many mullet sites out there but this one has nice design and funny news stories.

Drawing in action

Flash animation of painting a girl.

Willem Dafoe: Addictive Art

"Willem Dafoe has plunked down $30,000 for a tapestry made out of discarded drug baggies - some still stuffed with heroin, cocaine and marijuana."

Puppet Artists

Send in a picture of yourself and get made into a custom puppet! That's awesome!

Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis

All over allegedly stealing a pack of cigarettes? I can imagine a nice hefty lawsuit coming...

ABERRANT NEWS AND CURIOSITIES

Some interesting links.

Snowball Fight

Fun ass shockwave game.

911 Things To Hate About America

Jay Leno's chin, God, Jesus, Old people in casinos, Face recognition technology.

Moto-penis

Drive a cock.

Paramedic molests ambulance patient

"In the less than three minutes it took for the ambulance to arrive at the hospital, Suzuki climbed into the rear of the vehicle and massaged and fondled the woman's breasts, telling her it was a necessary examination."

ALYSSA MILANO*TEEN STEAM**EXERCISE*NEW VHS

I remember the commercials for this way back.

Man Shoots Off Brain Tumor

Wonder if this story is legit? Fucking phenomenal if it is!

12-year-old smuggler swallows 87 condoms of heroin - April 12, 2002

Christ - all the neoxynol 9 - I couldn't imagine swallowing 87 condoms WITHOUT heroin in them - let alone WITH. haha.

Top Ten Stinkers

CurTail® Drops presents America's Top Ten Gassiest Dogs. German Shepherd is #1.

Cotard's Syndrome

"The patient may say that he has lost his heart, blood, or intestines; may believe that the world outside (other people, houses, trees, etc.) does not exist, or, paradoxically, come to believe that he or she is immortal."

Mucko driven to kill Hitler

"The lawyer for accused mass killer Michael ``Mucko'' McDermott said his intoxicated client blasted seven co-workers because he thought they were Hitler and six Nazi generals who needed to be stopped to prevent the Holocaust."

Hugh Grant tells Britney to do less exercise

"Hugh Grant says Britney Spears' legs are getting too muscular." - "He says he would prefer to go out with Britney rather than Madonna if he had a chance."

Um - who would you date or who would you fuck? Who the hell would want to date either? Come to think of it - who would want to fuck either?

Neuhausplatz 200NC, "look ma, no case"

Some odd computer mod case that looks like a huge lump of cottage cheese. Looks sweet!

s y b e r p u n k . c o m - Engrish

Signs and other items in Japan that have poor English translations - thereby funny as hell!

Japanese leader warns China of nuclear option

Hm...Japan is basically saying "China: Don't build up to a big enough level where you could actually be a threat - say as perhaps our country in WW2 when we slaughtered over 100,000 Chinese in Nanking and set up the biological warfare experiment camp Unit 731 in Manchuria which made German concentration camps look like Peewee's Playhouse. Yeah - don't become an imperialist invaders cause we never would.

Magic Fingers Vibrating Beds

""Yeah, that's me," said Mr. Gill, who is one of the last of his kind. He owns 775 "Magic Fingers" bed-vibration machines, stationed in 40 independent motels from central Washington to western Montana. The 25-cent, 15-minute bed-shake was common in motels all over the country in the 1960s and 1970s before vandalism and seedy connotations sealed their fate."

Floridian One Of Three Pole Vaulters To Die This Year

Don't pole vault in Florida.

American Military Operation Name Generating Device

Operation Oil-lusting Judgement came up - how appropriate.

Robert Pershing Wadlow

The scoop on the tallest man ever.

Fish FAQ

Everything you wanted to know about fish.

Coach apparently swallows cyanide in court

"A high school basketball coach who was convicted of sexually assaulting a boy at an athletic camp apparently ingested cyanide in court moments after hearing the verdict."

- A little ball handling on the side will have consequences!

HelpingIsrael.com - Helping Israel torture, molest, abuse, and kill more Palestinian children.

Hacked web site - visit as quickly as possible before it gets changed back! Classic

USA and Israel terror in Palestine and Lebenon

Pictures of American and Israeli war terror that DOESN'T make it onto CNN (of course).

Firewalking Myth vs Physics

How firewalking is possible.

Million Dollar Challenge

"At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event."

Are humans meat eaters or vegetarians by nature?

Hopefully putting to rest the argument once and for all.