Got Lube? Advertisement

"Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market.They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless.The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details..."

CrashBonsai

"CrashBonsai is the creation of John Rooney, an artist who is torn between the desire to create and destroy. Recently, he has been making bonsai plants, and combining them with model cars and trucks which he has creatively smashed and melted, to create "CrashBonsai," little living car crash sculptures."

Car Crash Photos Wreck Galleries and Crash Fetish Links

Bunch of smashed up cars and drivers photos.

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom

First Review: "When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

- Yeah, I bet your 17 year old daughter likes the vibrating broomstick!

'Tard of the month - September 2002

"Desperate to make it home in time to watch the big game, Frank decided to skip the "cut log into smaller pieces" step prior to loading it into his truck. After realizing the consequences of his miscalculation, Frank tried to cheer himself up by pretending that he could shoot logs out of his ass."

Chain sues to edit sex, violence from films

"More than a dozen of Hollywood's top directors have been sued by a tiny Colorado video chain that rents films with the sex, violence and blue language edited out, Variety reports."

Kurt Cobain - Suicide Note analyzed

Listen to audio commentary analyzing Kurt Cobain's handwriting on his suicide note.

Generating Revenue from Websites

Good article on the issues site owners face trying to make a buck (or even break even) on their page. A highly enlightening article for those of you who don't run a web site and an interesting read regardless. I set up the Garbage House members section to break even and I barely even do that. Read this and donate/subscribe suckas!

VOICE WORK FOR ACTRESSES EASY

"Most of the recordings are “recollections” of fictional sexual encounters. Categories include:

Cheating Wives
Dominatrix/BDSM/Ridicule
Slutty Cheerleader
Lesbian
Virgin first-times
Dumb (but sexy) Blonde
More…. "

Man Missing Since Attacks Is Alive

"...her son has been diagnosed with amnesia and schizophrenia. "God worked a miracle."

- Yeah - amnesia and schizophrenia - two class act examples of miracle-work. Call the fucking pope.

Nude Man Carrot

"Read along as we discover the incredible story of this bizarre and lewd vegetable that forever changed the life of Maui recording artist Liam Selwyn."

Youth crime spree is captured on film

"Amazing pictures of an 11-year-old girl breaking into a Bristol supermarket have been captured by an Evening Post photographer."

Stone Baby

"A four pound calcified fetus was removed. This appeared to be approximately a 32-week intra-abdominal pregnancy which had died and calcified. She stated that she had been pregnant about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the baby never came out."

Atlanta airport supervisor fired for missing gun

Yet another example of a dumb American and how if these person had been Middle Eastern in exactly the same situation, they would have been whisked away to rot in a cell without legal counsel. Caught with a .357 with extra ammunition. Who the fuck is that stupid these days?

Fla. police cars to sport corporate logos

Corporate endorsements on pig cars? Does anyone look up to these people? You'd think it would hurt the advertisers besides the fact that it's yet ANOTHER way of intrusive advertising in our society.

Porsche unveils world's fastest SUV

The faster to roll over with we can only hope.

10-year-old boy allegedly butchered, eaten

"Bar-Jonah's writings, included in the affidavit filed Tuesday, refer to barbecuing a child and serving a roasted child to Bar Jonah's mother and a friend. He also served "funny-tasting" meat to another child and wrote that gay men were his favorite food."

Girls in Rubber Boots

Where they found so many pictures of HOT chicks in rubber boots I can't even imagine. Regardless this site is pure genius and has tons of hot chicks in rubber boots on it. Check it out!

Judo students foil carjacking

"If there was a "Bad Career Move" award for car thieves, police in Los Angeles say they have a candidate -- a man who tried to steal a minivan with a judo team inside."

AlienPress

Shitload of links to sites relating to Aliens, conspiracies, abductions and the paranormal.