World Peace Keepers Battle Station

Ages 3 and up!

Rejection Collection

Submitted rejection letters.

The Matrix 2 Information Center

"The most reliable source for Matrix 2 info on the web. We had the news that Jet Li had backed out of the sequel six months before he was even offered the part."

robotFrank.com

Like Jim's Journal (if anyone is familiar with that). Mundane humor that somehow works.

I told Willie not to take my last beer

Don't get between a man and his last beer...

The $50 cocktail (with tax and tip, make that $64)

"It's named "the World's Most Expensive Cocktail" and boasts ingredients rare in most bar drinks. The fruity aperitif Pineau des Charentes, for example, is not found on most bar menus, and Remy XO is a complex, pricey cognac that is aged for up to 35 years."

He has redefined term 'dumb Bell'

"When this 19-year-old West Philadelphia man decided to commit armed robbery, he chose to hit the same KFC store where he was working.

He didn't wear a mask. He didn't sport a disguise. He didn't try to hide his face."

SUICIDE BOMBER Tee

Suicide Bomber tee's are all the rage!

ANAL CUNT LYRICS - 40 More Reasons To Hate Us (1996)

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay"

Imperforate Anus

Imperforate anus is the absence of a normal anal opening. The diagnosis is usually made shortly after birth by a routine physical examination. Imperforate anus occurs in about 1 in 5000 births and its cause is unknown."

WATT Meat Processing Editors

The people I would LEAST want to party with on this planet.

Farting Nun Organ

Just when you thought web developers didn't have enough time on their hands...

THIS PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

"Get your Pen Gun before Mayor Daley decides you can't be trusted with one."

Fatal crashes caused by cell phone use rising

"The wireless phone industry -- which has more than 128 million customers -- has refused to turn over customer records that would allow researchers to pinpoint whether drivers were in fact on their phones at the time of their accidents."