Saturday, November 23, 2002

Taco Bell - Late Night Drive Thru

A pukefest corporate flash movie with a super friendly Taco Bell employee who can't stop smiling.
Lord of the Cock Rings

Funny video parody of Lord of the Rings.
Canada PM: Bush not 'a moron'

No. He IS a moron. It's obvious to everyone who ISN'T a moron.
Scientist burns penis with hot laptop

"The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap."

Friday, November 22, 2002

ERIC and DYLAN SEXUAL FANTASY PAGE

"HI,This is a page I created for girls and women to share their sexual fantasies of Columbine High shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold."
AdultStaffing

Looking to become an escort or an Adult video performer and don't know where to start?
eBay item 732791807 - WWII RARE ANAL BRIEFCASE

"I THINK BUT I AM NOT SURE THAT THIS ITEM WAS USED TO HIDE MONEY OR MAPS OR IMPORTANT PAPERS OR OTHER THINGS..."
Bush quotes

Click on Bush's picture to read the stupidest things ever uttered by one person in power in the history of the world.

Thursday, November 21, 2002

The Onion deletes parody article about Chechen rebels

"Terrorists are hot right now, so I was kicking around some ideas and came up with a treatment for a terrorist thriller. In it, religious or political extremists of some sort lay siege to a theater and threaten to kill everyone inside unless their demands are met."
The death of e-mail

How spammers have ruined e-mail.
More Fat Fucks Sue McDonalds

"People don't go to sleep thin and wake up obese," Lerman said. "The understanding and comprehension of what hamburgers and french fries do has been with us for a long, long time."

Monday, November 18, 2002

Man, 75, Sentenced For Sex With Girl, 10

"Faced with the prospect of dying in jail, 75-year-old Jimmie Kave apologized Friday for having sex with a 10-year-old girl who gave birth to his child last May."
Robot Club & Grille

"We're a robot-themed restaurant open for lunch and dinner. You don't need to be a member to enjoy a great meal while you see famous and soon-to-be-famous fighting robots. We're also the world's first permanent robot fighting facility open to the public seven days a week. We rent robots, sell parts, give classes, and provide members with a safe place to test and fight their own fighting machines."
The People's Investigation of 9/11

"We declare a national emergency in uncovering what really happened on 9/11/2001 through an immediate call for an independent collaborative investigation worldwide. The U.S. government could help us but instead is doing everything it can to stop any investigations into 9/11."

Sunday, November 17, 2002

Freakatorium Museum

Click on a floor and check out the freaks!!
Cunt Trumpet Music

"A good position for pussy farts is doggy style. Classically known to help thrust the cock further and deeper into the box, doggy style might be one of the key creators of cunt trumpet music. After being stuffed from behind, a girl can barely stand up without letting several phffffft frrrrrt pfffffft shhhhhhhhh mmmmfffffftttt toot tttttttfffffft noises out."
www.niggastolemy.tv

Nothing much here other than 2 randomized main images.
Choose Your Own Adventure Cover Gallery

Cover art for a bunch of those books.
Sebastian Bachâ„¢ * Jesus Christ Superstar * 2002 - 2003

Sebastian Bach as Jesus Christ in the rock opera.
Menstrual Art by Vanessa Tiegs: Spiraling Moon

"My intention in making paintings using my menstrual blood is to create beauty from something that most people would rather avoid. My paintings are about the menstrual period, which comes first. They are personal and political statements toward menstruation."