My Miserable Life: A Compendium of Suffering

"I am a 17 year old virgin male who jacks off to internet porn everyday after school. I have no friends, I've never seen a real vagina and I think I have halitosis. I cry every afternoon and sometimes make fun of my own penis. There is no name for my disorder. I'd kill everyone but I'm afraid I'd go to hell. People say I smell like sh** and make fun of my car everywhere I go. I've worked at McDonald's for one year and haven't got a raise yet."

911 Questions

The government hasn't come clean on an immense amount of questions regarding 9/11. Maybe if some of those flag wavers starting using their heads and pressured congress to have an open investigation...

Weekly World News: Man picks his hose - and finds a pearl!

“My wife is always asking me if I’m digging for gold up there,” says the drywall finisher from Conway, Ark. “When I showed her the pearl, she fainted. When I had it appraised at $7,000, she fainted again!”

Sam Buck's or Starbucks?

Samantha Buck's opened a coffee store and named it after herself. In October 2000, a Starbuck's opened five miles away. Starbucks® lawyers then served Samantha Buck with a cease and desist order: she must stop using her own name on her store, because they claimed it was causing confusion for Starbucks customers who might be led to believe they were patronizing a Starbucks® store when in fact, they were going into Sam Bucks.

- Give the oblivious stupidity of the average Starbuck's customer they might actually have a point - half of them obviously have their heads up their asses to support that evil corporation.

Trading Cards: American Crusade 2001

Funny spoof trading cards that spell out the REAL American agenda.

10 tourists fall into aquarium full of sharks

I go poopie in my pants!

So what makes them think Inna will sell bras!

See for yourself.

Silicon Challenge

It's a flash movie where you decide if the tits are Real or Fake.

Air Guitar Collection a Total Lost in Garage Fire

"Thirty-six year old Steven "Stoner" McGarry's worst fears were confirmed after an early-morning fire swept through the contents of his parents' garage, including his stockpile of over 60 air guitars."

Cheney talks about second term amid protests in SF

Ok - I didn't vote for President in 2000 but I can guarantee that in 2004 I will vote for any candidate that opposes Bush and Cheney. I expect record turnouts.

Garbage House Merchandise!!!

Get your Kill Whitey and anti-Bush t-shirts here and help support Garbage House!

whatsbetter?com

What's better - Pac-Man cereal of Bali Panties. And the list goes on.

An Oral Sex Epidemic?

"Oral sex happens at parties, school, buses and elsewhere—it's the new Spin the Bottle."

And the problem is? God forbid someone slobs the knob or munches the rug. Well, this is Oprah's site - oral sex would be the last thing on my mind whenever I have the misfortune of stumbling upon her "wisdom".

errorwear: embrace your computer problems

Chicks with huge tits showing off shirts that have error messages on them.

Bush vs. Bush: Like Father, Like Son?

Some of the stupid shit that George Bush Sr and Dubya have said during their political careers.

Word document

How do women print a Word document?

Tammy Faye album cover

Album cover of Tammy Faye making eyes at a lion.

Toy gun children arrested in street

"Three 12-year-old children were arrested by five police officers who then fingerprinted them and took DNA samples, after the youngsters were seen playing with a toy gun."

HEROES

Flash movie with Captain American and DareDevil in a Clerks setting. Pretty funny.

Rikki Rockett's Toilet Diary

"It's 2002 and the days of useless acts of hotel destruction are over. It's been done, it's financially wasteful and nobody cares anymore. Besides, I like hotels. I have lived in them a good chunk of my adult life. Truth is, some are better than others."

Very Chocolate Brownies Recipe from Attorney General John Ashcroft

Apparently this fuck can make brownies but isn't very good at interpreting the law.