Man dies in China after trying to jump the Great Wall on a bike

"Wang Jiaxiong, from northwest China's Shaanxi province, is helped by the organizers shortly before he died after falling while trying to jump over the Great Wall in Tianjin, China, October 2, 2002. Wang tried in vain to clear the wall on his bike after riding down a 35-meter high, 76-meter long runway."

Smoking Girls

Some pics of girls smoking.

Tobacco giant told to pay $28 billion in damages

Holy Shit - you think inhaling smoke might be BAD for me? Take responsibility for your own actions you 62-year-old terminally ill dumbfuck. Amazing how in America - everyone is to blame except one self. I'm fat - sue Mcdonalds. I have lung cancer - sue Phillip Morris. Remember kids - suicide IS an alternative.

Bugbear email steals card data

"Bugbear arrives via an email and can be activated even if the user does not open the attached file that comes with the message. The hunt for the programmers behind the virus is now on with attention focusing on Korea or Singapore."

DigitalSpiritz

Cool links to some handy downloadable utilities for your computer.

Carol Wolman, MD: Is the President Nuts?

"Many people, inside and especially outside this country, believe that the American president is nuts, and is taking the world on a suicidal path. As a board-certified psychiatrist, I feel it's my duty to share my understanding of his psychopathology."

Butler accuses US of nuclear hypocrisy

"The former chief weapons inspector in Iraq Richard Butler has lashed out at United States "double standards", saying even educated Americans were deaf to arguments about the hypocrisy of their stance on nuclear weapons."

Austin All-Girl Roller Entertainment

Roller Derby that takes place in Austin, TX.

ebay for Retards!

Have you been paying for LCD monitors, video phones and digital surround systems? Are you retarded? Apparently you are if you bid on this monkey's dumbass auction.

Julie's Tacky Treasures

"What makes something a tacky treasure? A tacky treasure is, first of all, tacky. However, to be a treasure, it must possess an additional quality, which could be any one of these: a naïve yet ultimately flawed effort to be sophisticated or stylish; a complete lack of shame in exploiting poor taste; or a deliberate flaunting of poor taste as a rebellion against established norms."

Myth Dispelled: Shoe Size, Penis Size Not Linked

"Despite eons of speculation to the contrary, two British scientists have laid to rest the idea that a man's shoe size is in any way correlated to the size of his penis."

Car for Sale

"Can't afford to maintain anymore..Going to school."

THE BMW NIGHTMARE WEBPAGE

View ugly and over-modded BMW's!

Hail to the Beef

3D porno video game. Unfortuately it sucks. Will they EVER make a decent porno video game?

The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide

"One of the first tricks learned by the novice is to hold back a throw of paper until the last possible moment to dupe an opponent into believing that you may actually be throwing a rock. This allows you the extra few milliseconds for fine-tuning your approach and delivery..."

CNN and ABC merge: ministry of truth comes next

"The Los Angeles Times reported that the merger is likely to help both TV channels overcome the crisis connected with the decline in ratings and the reduction in advertising income."

- Unfortunately it won't help the fact that both channels are biased and journalistically vapid. When merged they will only overampllify that sadness.

American Mullet

The most important hair documentary ever made.

Doubts set in on Afghan mission

Doubts set in a long time ago for me. Gee - what ever happened to Osama? Occupation for oil is the pretty obvious conclusion that will never make it on the major media in America.

Study: New mums alter Web habits - Husands still look at porn

"ComScore Networks found that family community sites and home furnishings retailers attracted the highest percentage of new and expectant mums. Toy retailers then porn sites, respectively, garnered the highest concentration of dads."

Mom Killed over Cheeseburger

"Twin teenage brothers told police in March that they planned with their 21-year-old brother to kill their mother by strangling her after she complained about not getting a Wendy’s bacon cheeseburger."

Sand Art

"Just click on any color, then put your cursor where you want that color of sand on the canvas."