Great White Light

Video footage of Great White's inferno tour.

How Germany defeated France in WW2

For all the retards out there with the anti-France sentiment who obviously don't know their history. Forbid they mention Dunkirk and rail on the British. I drink a toast to Chirac for standing up to Dubya's retarded-beyond-belief propaganda.

Fifth in circle of friends dies by suicide

"Suicide, the 20-year-old told friends, is not the answer. Early Sunday something came undone. Stait came home from a Corvallis party, e-mailed his girlfriend and hanged himself."

The Bush Countdown Clock

"...until the U.S. has an elected president again."

Complying with copyright laws

"Some of these requirements include the payment of license fees, limitations on the number of songs from the same album or artist that may be played in a three hour period..."

- Does the RIAA have any realistic visions for music? Penalizing people for PROMOTING your music is completely inane and representative of how lawsuit crazy they are.

The Independent Journal - Simple Math for Dumb Americans

"The fact that people who don't even live in this country are more up on American current events of import (this doesn't include any news run on the E! Channel) and that they are protesting against the policies of our government in greater number, and at a greater volume than our own citizens, is frightening..."

Fried politics: Restaurant serves 'freedom fries'

Another "genius" that doesn't know that French Fries were invented in Belgium. It's that type of stupidity that goes hand in hand with behaviour such as this.

Gephardt launches presidential campaign

"...Gephardt, who previously sought the Democratic nomination in 1988, stressed what he described as Bush's failure to address problems at home, such as health care and the economy, and he criticized the administration's "bullying" on the international stage. At the same time, Gephardt noted that he had been an early and active supporter of the congressional resolution authorizing the use of military force against Iraq.

- Truly pathetic Gephardt. Democrats never get anywhere cause they're pussies. They won't risk their re-election to make anything other than middle ground statements. Say "Fuck Bush and let's divert some of those billions that we were going to use for war on beefing up history education in the school systems."

Iron Chef the Video Game?

"The game will let you customize the font, pattern, and front cover of your restaurant's bill of fare, but the really important part of planning your menu will be putting together a winning combination of breakfasts, appetizers, entrees, soups, and desserts."

U.S. official says Syria, Iran will be dealt with after Iraq war

Dubya knows he's a pathetic excuse of a President so he has the Perpetual War Machine in full effect. Dubya has done NOTHING to improve this country. NOTHING.

Feeder UK

Pictures of Fat Women and Fat Women eating. (not work safe)

Bungee Sexperience

"If you think you have all the adult toys you need, think again! After trying that you'll never want to make love in bed again."

- I think I could make this myself for about $220 bucks cheaper than they're selling it for. (NOT work safe)

Third Grade #25: Slime Bomb

"When the poor sap returns, he’ll find a hemorrhaging canister spraying gallons of spooge all over his wampum."

Mickey Mouse Gas Mask

"The mask was designed so children would carry it and wear it as part of a game. This would reduce the fear associated with wearing a gas mask and hopefully, improve their wear time and, hence, survivability."

Tot's dead body abused

"Two employees of a company that transports bodies for the county Coroner's Office were arrested Friday afternoon after a 4-year-old Adelanto girl's body was used for sex, authorities said."

Rate my Kitten

It's not what you think - or is it? If you're at work - just click it and find out!

Coming Attractions - Dawn of the Dead Remake

"If Romero's film hadn't existed before this script, Gunn's draft would've stood as just another mildly crappy zombie film," writes Rotten in his review. "It's got a shiny wrapper and on the surface it looks fun...but it's essentially a hollow film."

Class think teacher's collapse was a joke

"The youngsters broke out in howls of laughter when she suddenly fell to the floor and clutched her chest."

The Onion | N. Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S. Military Attention

"When Bush named us as part of his Axis of Evil, I was so happy," Kim said. "I thought to myself, 'This is it. We are finally going to have a military conflict with this two-faced hyena.' He'd been ignoring me so long, I really didn't think he cared."