We never Could have predicted 9/11!

Whatever - The pilot for THE LONE GUNMEN predicted the scenario to a perhaps even more accurate degree (than what our "gubment" tells us) when it debuted in April of that year. Read the transcript of the episode here.

Why Auto Insurance is Expensive

Watch this vid clip - I don't think the guy driving the car was expecting the hill to be a "launching pad" but merely a "hill". What happened to him? Who knows?

The Hazzard County Driver's Test

When a police car approaches you from the rear, lights flashing, you should:

1. pull over to the side of the road and stop until it has passed.
2. change lanes to give it the right-of-way.
3. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.

Parents, Kids Brawl At Youth Football Game

Short video footage of these numbnuts throwing punchs.

ABDUCTION & SURGICAL REMOVAL OF ALIEN IMPLANTS

"Dr. Roger K. Leir and UFO researcher Derrel Sims present an explanation of surgeries performed for the removal of suspected Alien implants from UFO Abduction victims in August of 1995. The material, somewhat graphic in detail, also shows video scenes of the surgeries being performed and the objects being removed."

Top 10 Cutest Kittens from B3ta

Send this to that annoying guy at work who has sound working on his computer to get him in trouble!

Wife Allegedly Bites Husband To Death For Sex Refusal

"Kelli Pratt, 45, was booked on suspicion of elder abuse, domestic violence and assault on a police officer. Homicide charges were pending the outcome of toxicology results, said Sgt. Al Carter. Those tests are not expected for several weeks, but they could show whether the bites created an infection that killed 65-year-old Arthur Pratt."

CNN - Western forces strike Iraq - December 16, 1998

"Butler late Tuesday ordered UNSCOM staff out of Baghdad. The entire staff was evacuated before dawn on Wednesday."

- For all the people who think Saddam "kicked" the U.S. out - that facts are that we withdrew voluntarily.

You Sexy Thing

Short dancing animation. Well done motions.

Bloody Dick Reservoir Lake Camp

The name says it all.

Woody Harrelson: I'm an American tired of American lies

Woody tells it like it is.

Buy-Me-A-Beer.co,: Its all about the beer baby!

Buy this guy a beer if you live in Minneapolis. Unfortunately he can't spell "friend" correctly though.

Clowns Allover tie

"This clown tie features several different images of clown faces. Crafted in 100% polyester."

Wrigley's Fruit Stripe Zebra

"This zany zebra loves to chew Beech-Nut's flavorful Fruit Stripe Gum! In fact, he loves it so much that his black and white stripes have changed colors to become all the colors of the fruit-striped gum!"

Sex in a Can

"The special pleasure maximizing design in a more portable container ensures that no beer feels better after a hard day’s work. Serve hot, and enjoy."

Skateboarding owls put on a show

"A gang of skateboarding owls which have pulled in the crowds at shows across the West Midlands proved to just as popular when they went on holiday to the Scottish Highlands."

Chocolate Butt Fleshlight

"...the Fleshlight surrounds your penis, offering incredibly realistic sensations. It feels like velvety soft warm flesh and is 100% safe."

Cyber Cigarette Break

Smoke a virtual cigarette if you don't have time at work.

Hardwood TV Trays

Hardwood TV Tray set, $389.00. Shipping is $59.00

- Jesus Christ - TV tray's that cost more than the cost of the TV itself.

Lavasoft Spyware Removal

"Ad-aware is a free multi spyware removal utility, that scans your memory, registry and hard drives for known spyware components and lets you remove them safely."

Iron Storm - Great demo, but utterly questionable historical context and technology of the era

Interesting debate on technology vs. trench warfare as seen in the new game Iron Storm.

1972 Andes crash survivors reunite

The dudes from ALIVE finally play the match they were en route to when their plane crashed. This time they sidestep the cannibalism.