Sex and the Garden Slug

Penis gnawing, hermaphrodites and disproportionately large sex organs.

Boy killed by go-cart

"A boy was struck by a go-cart and killed in Gwinnett County Thursday after he jumped in front of it and was thrown against a brick mailbox, officials said."

- Dumbfuck. Played chicken and you lost. bigtime! haha.

Why Innocent People Confess to Murder

A brief article on why people confess to crimes they didn't commit. Most people can't understand why someone would confess - which is why when you DO confess - you're most likely going to prison.

My BIGFOOT encounter

A pictorial encounter of Bigfoot

Roger's Profanisaurus

Lots of terms here

www.waitallday.com

That's what you'll do on this site. View source on the page for any inkling of content.

Guard Gets Jail For Crushing Kittens

"Defense attorney Daniel Gallivan asked the judge not to impose jail time, repeating his trial argument that Hunlock thought the cats were ill and had no other recourse."

- What the fuck? Last time I checked - I never trash compacted anyone that was ill!

T-Shirt Hell: funny and offensive shirts

Hahaha!

Wrecked Exotics - pictures of expensive car crashes

Rich fucker car wrecks.

NOTHING SO STRANGE

Good mockumentary following conspiracy theorists trying to get to the truth of the Bill Gates assassination

M a r r y T h e r e s a . c o m

Freak of the week.

Tourette Syndrome Simulator

Converts phrases and quotes to the language of those suffering from the syndrome of Gilles de la Tourette.

Principal, two teachers put on leave during investigation of alleged strip search

"The principal and two teachers have been removed from Pitcher Elementary School while the Kansas City School District investigates allegations that 23 third-graders were strip-searched over $5 in missing lunch money."

Expelled student challenges policy

The retarded zero-tolerance policy that took over our courts and is doing the same to our schools now. What next? Life imprisonment after spilling your milk when you're 4?

The Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed

Procedure for disassembling a Magic 8-Ball

Stealth asteroid nearly blindsides Earth - March 19, 2002

Cool.

Cruiser Hip Abduction Brace for Hip Dysplasia

Hip abduction? Cruiser? 3 year olds? Picture of kid "seductively" posing for camera? Child porn disguised as medical goods.

Bitter shoemaker makes 'world's largest shoe'

"Jozsef Kovacs, 56, has made a European size 217 men's model with an inside measurement of 145 centimetres - 15 centimetres longer than the current Guinness world record holder."

Bush Witnesses Military Training at Fort Bragg

Hitler's (Dubya) Brown Shirts (U.S. military) train to beat the fuck out of protestors. I can imagine that the cumulative I.Q. of everyone involved in this exercise would add up to about 132. That's including the President.

WARNING! NEW DRUG ON THE STREET CALLED CRACK P.M

Say hello to "Crack P.M.", a new cocaine product with a sleep additive that lets addicts get high but still enjoy the health benefits of a full night's rest.

As usual - another funny as hell article from the WWN!

"FIRST EDITION" Segway HT Auction: The First-Ever Consumer Unit

Current Bid: $117,100.00. What the fuck are these people smoking?

Art21 - The Alphabet Synthesis Machine (Introduction)

Pretty intense. Can create you own alphabet, evolve it and download it as a true type font.

The Old Mac That Went to Pot

Couple potheads from Austin, TX create the ibong!

Tugboat

A tugboat hits a bridge. Pictures of the experience.

Armed Females of America - Photo Album

Maybe if these chicks were hot it'd be cool. But ugly, fat, pseudo-dyke, God believing Patriots make me want to vomit!

US starts work on nuclear 'bunker-buster' bomb

um....let's use nuclear bombs to "to smash through rock and concrete and attack underground bunkers where enemy states could build weapons of mass destruction."

Yeah - let's use nuclear weapons to show those other countries that THEY can't use nuclear weapons. Like beating the fuck out of your kid before he gets big and can do the same to you. Great moral lesson.

Tipsy taxi passenger hauled to jail files suit

Two words: Fucking Pigs.

VOANews.com - Paralympian Suspended After Failing Drug Test

Sporting Gimps on drugs!

Ask Bizarre - Words

Where did the words CUNT and PUSSY come from?

Obesity Epidemic Increase Demand for Oversize Caskets

Coffins for fat asses!

Casketfurniture.com - Check Out My Box

Casket Wear T Shirts

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Game publicity plan raises grave concerns

"Acclaim Entertainment said yesterday that it would pay relatives of the recently bereaved in return for placing small billboards on headstones, and that the offer might "particularly interest poorer families".

Face Blind! Bill's Face Blindness (Prosopagnosia) Pages - Introduction

More info on Face Blindness

Prosopagnosia ( Face Blindness )

"My name is Cecilia Burman, and I am 'face-blind' in the sense that I can not recognize people by their faces. The medical term for this condition is prosopagnosia."