Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Swede sets new world sauna endurance record

"Anders Mellert endured 17 mins and 8 seconds in temperatures of 230F (110C) in the finals of Sweden's sauna championships."
CNN.com - Malfunctioning elevator kills man

"Hitoshi Nikaidoh, 35, was stepping into a second-floor elevator at Christus St. Joseph Hospital Saturday morning when the doors suddenly closed, pinning his shoulders. His head was severed when the elevator car moved upward."

Monday, August 18, 2003

US unveils new secret weapon

"In a scheme likely to raise as many laughs among Iraq's hardline Islamic clerics as Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses, troops of the 4th Infantry brigade in Tikrit are planning to put up pictures around the town of Saddam's face superimposed on the bodies of a busty Veronica Lake, a slinky Zsa Zsa Gabor, a grooving Elvis and British-born rocker Billy Idol.

The aim, apparently, is to so enrage Saddam's followers that they will draw themselves out. "