Saturday, March 02, 2002

'Dinosaur' vomit discovered in quarry

Fossilised "dinosaur" vomit has been discovered in a quarry in Peterborough.
Congress Not Advised Of Shadow Government

Gee, maybe Congress might (should) have a say in appointing a shadow government? Can only imagine what people that were formerly implicated in Iran-Contra are on the list.

Friday, March 01, 2002

Doomsday Clock

How it's changed over the years. Just recently it was pushed ahead two minutes.
Junta kin charged in store rage incident

Brother of Hockey Killing Dad gets arrested for throwing cell phone at Best Buy employee.
Cheese Racing

This sounds fun!

Tuesday, February 26, 2002

Dew Death Calculator

How many cans of Mountain Dew it would take to kill you.
How to accept a crummy gift & keep smiling!

Here, from top etiquette experts, is the best way to deal with a god-awful gift.
Klingon Google

Search Google using the Klingon languages. Set Phasers on NERD!
Board suspends coach for biting sparrow's head off

This is usually cool EXCEPT when jocks do it.
Consent Condom

I'm trying to figure out WHY this product exists? It makes no sense.

Monday, February 25, 2002

B E R T I S E V I L : Jonestown Massacre

Jim Jones was too much of a pansy - Bert did it all!
Neuroscience Art Gallery: Art by Psychotics. Louis Wain

Cats Painted in the Progression of Psychosis of a Schizophrenic Artist
Welcome to the new Paruresis (Shy Bladder) Web Site!

"Recent studies show that about seven percent (7%) of the public, or 17 million people, may suffer from this social anxiety disorder. Often referred to as Pee-Shy, Shy-Bladder, Bashful Bladder, etc."

I'm going to the Bashful Bladder convention
The official infamous exploding whale website!

The Oregon State Highway Division had a whale of a problem on their hands on November 12, 1970. An 8 ton, 45 foot sperm whale washed up on the central Oregon coast, south of Florence. It had been dead for quite some time and was starting to get a tad bit foul; but how do you get rid of such a large mess? BLOW IT UP!

Sunday, February 24, 2002

Questioning September 11th - Part 3

Good questions pertaining to Sept 11th