Bryan woman hurt in target practice

"Fennessey told police that she had wanted to see if the .22 caliber pistol worked and was prompted by Milazzo to test it by shooting at a Teflon-coated sauce pan. The bullet rebounded from the pan and lodged just under Fennessey’s skin but did not penetrate her skull, police reported."

Bottom of an Xbox

I unfortunately work for Xbox talking to brainless fucks all day that have the ultimate challenge of trying to find the serial number on the bottom of their xbox. Look at how flabbergastingly complicated it must be based on this picture. You can't see it but it says the words SERIAL NO. to the right of the 12 digital number. I tell these people that and they STILL can't find it.

Reality Shifters Exercises

"A great way to get acquainted with shifting reality is to learn how to dowse the human energy field."

- This page makes me feel filthy.

The Death of Eddie Murphy's Infamous Passenger

"A strange, final--fatal--twist to the story of the transsexual hooker who got a headline-making car ride from Eddie Murphy.

Atison Seiuli died in an accidental fall from her Los Angeles apartment on April 22, it's now being reported."

- Eddie snuffed out the transvestite eh?

Celebrity Inmate Page

"Johnny Cash - 10/1965, Cash was arrested in El Paso and received a 30-day suspended sentence and a $1,000 fine for narcotics . The following year he was jailed once more -- for embarking on a 2am flower-picking spree."

'Don't put me down,' pleads savaged girl

Horrible story but funny ass headline!

FBI probes advance IM attack warnings

How come no information regarding this was ever made public? First of all, who were the people that SENTt the IM's and how did they know? Secondly, who were the people that RECEIVED the messages and why were they IM'd regarding the WTC attack? Seems like some answers would be fairly easy to obtain regarding this yet amazingly enough they haven't surfaced.

The 'boner' essay - you decide

Kid writes an essay on How His Body Betrays Him. He writes on having an erection during class. As a result he was stood down for five days, the longest period allowed. Apparently, they wanted cookie cutter pathetic essays that get written up by every class, every quarter, every year and penalize originality. 3 Cheers for the education system.

Boys Get In Trouble For Playing With Finger Guns

What the fuck? Is this an article for The Onion? We live in a land of "forgiveness" and "zero tolerance" at the same time - I personally prefer to take shit as it comes and decide on a case by case basis. Not exactly a revolutionary idea.

Bat schlong

I don't know if this picture is real but the comments following it are pretty funny regardless.

Peekskill Meteorite Car

"The impact of a twelve and a half kilo H6 chondrite into the back of Ms. Michelle Knapp's parked car on the evening of October 9, 1992 is the best known meteoritic event of modern times. Everyone has heard of the "car that was hit by a meteorite."

- Now it's for sale!

Crash blamed on road rage

"Gazzo said that Coursey allegedly pulled up behind Preston's bumper, then pulled in the lane beside her, ramming the side of Preston's car. Both vehicles lost control and overturned. Coursey and the infants, Cynthia and Caitlin Coursey, were thrown from the car."

- Another great example of great parenting in America.

Attack of deja vu

I haven't seen Attack of the Clones and am not sure if I want to after the pathetic pile of shit that was called the Phantom Menace. This review seems to be what I would expect of the movie.

Garbage House | Powered by CafePress.com

A rude and crude attempt at a store to support Garbage House.

Gay-O-Meter

I registered as 30% gay. hm.

Are You John Stamos?

The ultimate ARE YOU JOHN STAMOS quiz on the web. Find out once and for all.

Car slams against salon

"The driver struck a utility pole, ramming it from its grounded post as it left Moss Street and headed across Packard Street into the side of the shop. Tire marks rutted the grass from the ditch's edge and stopped about 6 feet from the side of the salon. After clearing the ditch, the car probably bounced and then went airborne before slamming into the building's side, Diaz said."

- What the fuck is with these people that drive into houses? Instant revocation of driver's license for life is what I say. Cool picture in this article.

Reality-TV Idea: Gay Men Groom Straights

Ok, making fun of gays IS funny when you're with friends and whatnot but this just sounds offensively stupid when it's perpretrated by corporate America.

An Open Letter To America

Why the majority of Americans are retarded. This of course doesn't apply to anyone who can agree with most of the points of this article since you're one of the thinking few.

Probe of Busch Gardens lion attack

"The 21-year-old zookeeper was taking her parents, her boyfriend and his parents on a behind-the-scenes tour Sunday afternoon of the lion's sleeping quarters when the attack occurred. Her right arm was severed near the elbow, Busch Gardens said in a statement released Monday."

Elliot the AstroCat

A cat inside a space suit. Blast that cat into space and see if he survives is what I say.

Vicki's Pretender World

Some psychotic freak with hooks. Assumedly after reading the FAQ, she doesn't NEED them but likes to wear them. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR FREAK FACTOR!!!

Virgin Cream

What is VIRGIN CREAM?
"This is from USA which contains latest ingredient which tightens vagina. It’s requirement for ladies who looses their virginity (virgin size) usually after delivery and some cases before also and slowly both partner looses interest in each other without knowing the cause, this Virgin cream gives you complete youthfulness and bring back virginity (virgin size) to its original shape."

Sony PCG-U1

"The entire package, including a Crusoe 867 MHz processor, 6.4" (XGA) TFT-LCD, 20gb HDD, 384mb RAM (max), weighs merely 1.8 pounds, and boasts an incredible footprint of only 7.3" x 5.5"."

- That your birth control pills or a computer?

Girl thrown into pack of sharks

``He had been drinking beer all day and impulsively thought it was going to be funny to throw the girl in the water,'' Ms Spowart said.

``He has realised since it was not funny and is deeply sorry.''

Kenny Rogers Desktop Wallpaper

Those crazy fucking Germans. What have they done now? Well, made some Kenny Rogers Desktop Wallpapers for your computer. I wonder how Coward of the County sounds if sung in German?

Rabbit pics

Some crazy Japanese site with a buttload of rabbit pictures. This series has a corn on the cob on top of a rabbit's head. What the fuck?

Ironphone

Pictures of the iron phone - soon to be at www.ironphone.com apparently.

Moonlighting Reunion Campaign

"To support our reunion campaign, we will be establishing a Moonlighting Fan Club and a fanzine called, "Moonlighting Strangers." This fanzine is created for all the Moonlighting fans to express their talent and devotion for their favorite show. The first fanzine will feature an interview with Curtis Armstrong."

- Disturbing beyond belief.

BumHunt

Pictures of Lazy Bums, Looney Bums, Mobies Bums and Working bums. Complete with profiles and Crust factor.