Memento Ending

The ultimate discussion as to the meaning of the film Memento.

Celebrity Tattoos

"Tattooed celebrities, historical figures, supermodels, sports stars, rock stars, pictures and images as well!"

Pimp Daddy Suit Child Costume

Start your kid out on the right track for success!

Earth Erotica Photography by Heather Firth

Porno pictures of geography.

Pentagon Plans a Computer System That Would Peek at Personal Data of Americans

As usual the most that mass media pussy journalists can muster up in the article is "...that the system might be easily abused." Who gives a fuck if it's abused - the simple fact of it possibly existing is as unamerican as possible. The average American newspapers reference the "ACLU" or "critics" whenever a Naziesque tactic is proposed by Dubya and his brownshirts. Why? To separate the average citizen from "fringe groups that are concerned about our hellbent goverments"? It's unconstitutional and independent of party politics - Call it like it is mother fuckers.

The Fat Crawler Experience

My Statistics:

Weight: 378 lbs. (as of August 2002)
Height: 5' 3"
Age: 21 years old
Marital Status: Still looking *sigh*

Jurassic Park 4

The first one of this series sucked enough balls for 30 porno cheerleaders - why are they making YET another? America - quit going to stupid movies!

The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes

Extensive list of lesbian movie scenes with pics and reviews too!

ImplosionWorld.com

"Welcome to the explosive demolition industry’s worldwide source for news and information on building implosions, blowdowns and all other types of structural blasting projects."

Official Carhenge Web Site

"Just north of Alliance Nebraska, along Highway 87, stands a replication of Stonehenge, England's ancient mystical alignment of stones that chart the sun and moon phases. Stonehenge stands alone on a plain in England. Carhenge, created from vintage American made automobiles, towers over the plains of Nebraska."

Speed of the Fastest Experimental Car

"The supersonic car weighed over 20,000 pounds, twice the weight of any other jet car. Two Rolls Royce Spey 205 jet engines were put on the sides of the car. The reason why the SSC was built heavy was because cars tend to be airborne at sonic speed which would mean that would be the end of the car and the driver."

Utah's One and Only Wheelchair Rugby Team

Some photos of gorks playing something resembling rugby.

Fastest wheelchair in the world

"A Swiss company has unveiled a vehicle it claims is the fastest wheelchair in the world. The three-wheeler can reach 72 mph and out accelerated a Mercedes SLK car at a Dusseldorf trade fair."

The 9/11 Evidence that May Hang George W. Bush

"The GOP spent $40 million to pursue an ultimately merit-less case against Clinton that involved diddling an intern and some questionable real estate deals. Since Bush took office, not one dime has been spent by Congress to investigate Cheney and his secret energy dealings, Bush's stolen election, Tom Delay's boiler room scams that have bilked doctors out of millions, the mysterious wild trading of American and United Airlines stock the week before 9/11 or any of the other crimes that were far more serious than Clinton's offenses."

The Popcorn Fork

What the hell is the point of this invention? As if using your hands to eat popcorn was too complicated or hazardous for most folks.

Rapper Charged with Murder After Human Flesh Found In Stomach

"Detective Raymond Jankowski said he found the body of the Tynisha Ysais, 21, Singleton's alleged victim, in her apartment with her chest torn open. Jankowski also reported that he found a three-inch blade broken off in the victim's shoulder blade and her lungs appeared to be chewed and torn."

eBay and Independent Artists

Interesing piece on Ebay and how they discriminate against independent artists trying to sell their albums on CD-R's.

Welcome to vomitonline.com

"Vomit fetish is defined as sexual arousal by vomit or vomiting, a gross, yet mostly harmless kink."

Star Wars Deleted Scene

The REAL hologram projection by R2D2!

Lenny Mclean, the greatest bare-knuckle streetfighter of them all

"Throughout his life, Lenny has been shot twice, once in the arse, stabbed in the leg, broken nose four times and broken hands fifteen times. It was then, whilst visiting Reggie Kray, that Lenny would bump into Mike Read who suggested an acting career."

- The guy who played Barrie the Baptist in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

Football player suspended for kissing girl on forehead

"It hurt me so bad, my senior year missing my homecoming game. I'm going to be scarred for life. I'll have no stories to tell my kids."

- I don't know what's more pathetic - the stupid overreaction of the school or the sadness of this Vanilla Ice's above statement.