IOL: Bush loses fight with space-age scooter

Picture of President Dumbass falling off the Segway. Let's combine pretzel eating with the scooter and we'll have a winning combo!

Hoaxes, Hype and Humiliation- Iraq Museum

Only 33 items were looted. This still doesn't excuse the fact that the U.S. was planning on going to war with Iraq for over a year and obviously had no solid occupation plan (let alone the simple politics of why are we there?).

USATODAY.com - President tries Segway

The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt? He's so stupid that even gyroscopes want to get away from him.

'Transformer' Robots May Appear in Film

"We figured the technology had finally caught up to the point where we could actually show an 18-wheel truck turning into a giant robot."

I am better than your kids

"If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn...I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:"

Rabbit Show Jumping UK

"Tempting your rabbit with food can be a good way to get some rabbits jumping, but generally they will jump anyway."

StuntFactory for Battlefield 1942

German modders making stunts and crazy physics and whatnot for Battlefield 1942!

Play MASH online

"Remember the MASH (Mansion-Apartment-Shack-House) game you used to play when you were a little kid, to predict what your life would be like when you grow up? Now you can play it online."

CHILL OUT! YALE GRAD TELLS WHY SHOWING BUSH AT YALE IS NO BIG DEAL

"It wasn't just the awkwardness of undressing and the fact that everybody was wearing socks that made the party unsexy -- it was because nobody in the room looked even remotely attractive. If there was one thing I took from my experience, it was the appreciation of clothing."

Phallus Prosthesis

"You may have tried a range of solutions, like stuffing your underwear with handkerchiefs or a cloth. You might even have tried a stuffed condom. Whatever solutions you may have tried, it probably was not very successful and left you feeling very insecure."

Extreme Glow - Glow in the dark Toilet Seats

"The afterglow is about 10 times longer than conventional pigments and about 10 times brighter."

Gravity and Dinosaurs

"A little seismosaur was supposed to weigh 30 tons. His muscles were unable to bear such a weight, let's see why:"

The Exorcist

"Click on any of the small images below to see a full-size version of makeup artist Dick Smith's exclusive behind the scenes photos from The Exorcist."

IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE-AND HE'S OUR PRESIDENT!!!

Funny Flash music video!

WMD, Quotes Before The Invasion

Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.
Dick Cheney
August 26, 2002

It was a surprise to me then — it remains a surprise to me now — that we have not uncovered weapons, as you say, in some of the forward dispersal sites. Believe me, it's not for lack of trying. We've been to virtually every ammunition supply point between the Kuwaiti border and Baghdad, but they're simply not there.
Lt. Gen. James Conway, 1st Marine Expeditionary Force
May 30, 2003

Cop Rock

"This is probably the worst show on television. The creative genius who thought of this show should never be allowed to work again. How in the world can someone sit around and think a cop show where everyone sings."