Mom pleads guilty to child-selling

"A 28-year-old woman accused of giving her baby to a Kennewick woman for money she used to pay off a traffic ticket, fund a casino trip and buy two Sony PlayStations and other goods pleaded guilty yesterday to child-selling."

Doubting Thomas offers her press veteran’s take on state of presidency

“This is the worst president ever,” she said. “He is the worst president in all of American history.”

Babes with Blades

"Here it is, wonderful weapons from our BladeMaster's private collection and others, all displayed for you by the lovely, lethal ladies we know and admire as the Babes with Blades."

Senator Jerry Springer?

"Talk show host Jerry Springer has a secret of his own to share: He’s considering running for the U.S. Senate next year."

Don't waver, Bush warns France and Germany

"President George W Bush made clear his growing exasperation with wavering allies last night, warning countries such as France and Germany that they would be "held to account" if they did not back tough action to disarm Saddam Hussein."

- Our madman of a president is obviously out of control and has been for a while. I recommend a steady Thorazine drip, extensive shock therapy and a padded cell. We can only hope the rest of Europe gets pissed at Dubya's belligerence and rally's around Germany and France.

Rodeo Monkey Shows Spurs At Stock Show

"The monkey's owner said that Whiplash often gets crazy in the ring so he never knows what the monkey will do when the show starts."

- WATCH THE VIDEO!

Ask Earl, Why would anyone want to attack the US? Elaine, Age 11

"Some people don't agree with how the U.S. deals with other countries. And some see us as a big bully who butts in on conflicts around the world. We can try to start changing things by learning more about other countries and cultures."

- Yahoo's news for kids gives a more truthful explanation for 9/11 than all of the standard mass media.

Flames Reprimand Mascot for His Behavior

"MacTavish said the mascot was taunting the team. He ripped out Harvey's red, foot-long tongue, threw it into the crowd and then threatened to hit the hound with a hockey stick before a trainer calmed the coach."

Watch the video.

VirginMe.com

"DOCTOR-APPROVED Scientific Breakthrough that will transform a Non-Virgin girl into a complete virgin! Experience the pain and bleeding on the first night as if you were a real virgin!"

'Four hooves, two faces and some TLC

"The calf has three eyes, though the middle one is not completely developed, and two snouts. Each snout has a normally formed tongue, teeth and nostrils, which protrude in a right angle to both sides of its head. The head is twice the size of a normal calf's."

U.S. judge dismisses obesity suit vs. McDonald's

"Bradley's father, Israel, said he never saw anything in the Bronx restaurants that informed him of the food's ingredients. "I always believed McDonald's was healthy for my children," he said in an affidavit."

- He might as well have said "I am absolutely the dumbest fuck in the history of the world."

Exotic Sodas

Regarding Love Potion #69: "Well, I wont bother to go on about the gruesome graphics. I don't think a skeleton hand stabbing a heart is a real turn-on, and this drink is named "love-potion".

Don't Pay To Play - Why grown-ups shouldn't spend money on video games

I don't exactly follow this guys point. Apparently with time he has a shorter attention span than when he was 16? Many features can be crippled on demo's such as very limited maps, available weapons, online gameplay. These features can add greatly to game so I call bullshit on this article.

Why Does It Cost So Much To Live in Gabon?

"A new report from the Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) lists Libreville, Gabon, as the world's fourth most expensive city, tied with Hong Kong and ahead of Paris, London, and New York. How did a Third World capital get so pricey?"

AlterNet: Male Bashing on TV

"Evidence of this pattern is found in a 2001 survey of 1,000 adults conducted by the Advertising Standards Association in Great Britain, which found that 2/3 of respondents thought that women featured in advertisements were "intelligent, assertive, and caring," while the men were "pathetic and silly."

The Countach Two Seater Car for Kids - Gasoline

Buy your kids a $39,950 toy. File under WHAT THE FUCK?

Web site owner goes to court to force 'troll' offline

"PCT Online's message board (www.pctonline.com/messageboard) is a tame collection of messages about fire ant treatments, squirrels in the attic and the best way to capture a feral cat. But Huckaby and a few other users chased away many of the regular users with a mix of angry messages and racially charged exchanges, according to the lawsuit and regular visitors to the site."

Mix tape proves Bin Laden alive - satire from The Blue Brick

"U.S. forces in Afghanistan discovered a cassette tape containing musical hits by several different artists, and have confirmed that the tape was made by Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. The tape, labeled “O’s Hot Hits”, was found just outside the Afghanistan capital and was believed to be made less than one month ago."

Man can type 60 words per minute using one finger

"Farhat Khan, from Bhopal, claims he can type 60 words a minute in Hindi or English on an electronic typewriter with just one finger."

Motorist wielding machete kills man

Man guzzles weed killer and then rams his luxury car into an SUV and then attacks the driver with a machete.

Mastectomy mistake patient: 'I was in shock'

"Linda McDougal was told she had breast cancer, so she underwent a double mastectomy, and then the news got worse. Doctors admitted it was all a mistake -- she never had cancer, and the surgery was completely unnecessary."