Saturday, June 28, 2003

Sushi Race

Flash Sushi racing.
Earglasses

"The parabolic reflectors behind your ears amplify sounds up to 12 decibels. So now your middle-of-the-hall concert seats can sound like you're sitting right in the front row."
National Do Not Call Registry

"Most telemarketers cannot call your telephone number if it is in the National Do Not Call Registry. You can register your home and mobile phone numbers for free. Your registration will be effective for five years."
BLIND RUNNERS TACKLE COMRADES

Two blind runners run Super marathon - 89km.

Thursday, June 26, 2003

The BS Report

"First stop Zeropaid. Random Nut says, "True or not, in order for them to win their case, they must prove that the user is offering the copyrighted files. It could be very difficult, since they'd have to have access to the "pirate"'s harddrive to prove that he's got pirated files. The court must not belive the RIAA is telling the truth, they must show proof. Unfortunately, most of these pirates will be too afraid to even fight back because they think the RIAA has real evidence against them, when in fact all they have is the IP, date, time, and filename. That's not good enough!"

Monday, June 23, 2003

tzero home

Fast electric car. 0 to 60mph in 4.1 seconds.

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Whore Checklist - Keep Track Of The Whores You've Fucked, Online!

"Use this web enabled whore database to keep track of the whores, hookers, prostitutes, escorts, broads, girlfriends, wives, (whatever you want to call them) that you've fucked, online!"
OJOBOJO

"One night at a party, I was so horny for action that I slipped my own girlfriend roofies."
..::: House Gymnastics :::..

"People connect with House Gymnastics because it reminds them of their childhood... when they used to climb around the house and explore, with the desire to be one of their wall climbing heroes like Batman or Spiderman"
TV3 graphic beats around the Bush

"TV3 has apologised after a graphic labelling US President George W. Bush a "professional fascist" flashed up during its primetime news."
Porn to Rock (NY Rock CD Review)

"I'd walk a mile for your vertical smile / yeah baby, I'm addicted to crack," sings Vinnie Spit. And Mistress Jacqueline entices horny listeners with the next grade-school verse, "milk, milk, lemonade / around the corner fudge is made."
PORN TO ROCK

"The Project: Porn to Rock is a compilation of songs that showcases the musical talents of thirteen adult film actors and actresses."