Saturday, October 26, 2002

Strip Search Alleged, Woman sues Utah McDonald's

"Her U.S. District Court lawsuit claims the teen was strip-searched, forced into prurient poses and ordered to jog in place, naked, in front of two managers at the eastern Utah town's McDonald's Restaurant."
Boy, 2, shot in head during family feud

"A 2-year-old boy was shot in the head and critically injured by his aunt Wednesday night during a fight between the woman and his mother over how to properly discipline children, the New Orleans Police Department said."
Slime Volleyball!

Fun game that's pissing me off cause I can't win against the white slime bastard!

Friday, October 25, 2002

Anti-Bush Links

"I'm not Anti-Bush - Bush is Anti-me"

Thursday, October 24, 2002

Fucked up Hentai

Check out the brutal gallery of Japanese hentai.
Retarded Burger King Worker Sings

Would you like an apple pie with that?
World press freedom ranked

"There are some surprises for Western governments - the United States ranks below Costa Rica..."

- Funny, there's no surprise here considering you have to go to the foreign press to even hear about this.
Holy Nips Batman!

I thought her erect nipples were part of the navigation at first.
Why SUV's suck the proverbial cock

"What they've found is that people who buy SUVs tend to be people who are especially interested in how other people see them. They are more interested in their image than even practicality."

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Hanging Human Face Prop

"Our hanging human face prop comes complete with:

4" stainless steel hook
Lifesized 7" hand painted, latex face
6' of distressed rope"

Things overheard at the STD clinic

"My last period looked like meat."
Woman squashed by plane passenger

"A woman injured while squeezed next to an obese passenger on a trans-Atlantic flight has been given £13,000 ($20,000) by the airline."
Email Addresses and Reverse Lookup

The ULTIMATE reverse lookup resource.

Monday, October 21, 2002

Am I GAY or NOT?

How gay are YOU? Submit your picture and find out!
The Top 50 Gayest Things EVER!

"#36 - That Gay Guy From Dawson's Creek"
Our Gay Cat

"People ask me why I think my cat is gay, and it's really hard to explain in words. If you hang out with him at all, it becomes obvious. His effeminate, overdramatic affectations speak volumes."
Flipper may or may not be gay…but he’s at least bisexual

"The lives of male Bottlenose Dolphins are characterized by extensive bisexuality, combined with periods of exclusive homosexuality."
Virtual Prison Tours - Death Row Cell

I assume this site is supposed to be a "deterrence" but unfortunately when Bubba (drunk off a bottle of Wild Turkey) is pissed off at the meatloaf being burnt and grabs his machete to wreak vengeance, he's not thinking of the Florida Department of Corrections Virtual Death Row web page.

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Am I A SEXY FAT CHICK or NOT?

A TON of good pics here.
Teighlor Factoid Sheet

Film Credits:

LIFE IN THE FAT LANE 1
LIFE IN THE FAT LANE 2
URBAN LEGENDS: THE ART OF NUDE BOWLING
FATLINERS 1
FATLINERS 2
FREAK SHOW
DR. BUTTS (Cameo appearance)
MUCH MORE TO LOVE (Hosting only)
Illegal Art - Video

Check out the video clips from projects that have footage used without permission and other miscellaneous copyright violations.
American Good Sportsmanship

"Jim Rome is a sports commentator with attitude. At some point, when Jim Everett was still playing for the New Orleans Saints (talk about a misnomer), Rome took to consistently referring to him as "Chris" Everett - a wordplay on Chris Evert, the female tennis star, and no doubt intended to impugn the jock's manhood, his playing ability, penis size, whatever."

Black People Love Us!

"We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!"
Rosebuds, erotic jewelry

If there's a hole, someone, somewhere will want to stick something into it.