Boy jumps out window to flee house of squalor

File under Garbage House.

Couple reels in $80,000 while fishing off the Keys

''They saw a baseball cap floating out there, and they were going to retrieve the baseball cap, and they found a little leather bag,'' said George Rogers, head of the U.S. Customs Service in Key West. Inside: Roughly $80,000 -- in hundreds, fifties and twenties.

The couple ``did the right thing''-- notifying the FBI, which called Customs, Rogers said."

- Did the right thing by handing it to the FBI? The right thing would be to take the dough and NOT pay taxes on it AND be guaranteed that you'll keep it.

Art of War: Jackie Chan news

"Art of War," based on the famous military treatise, will follow. Chinese warrior Sun Tzu's aphoristic essays, written more than 2,000 years ago, attempt to formulate a rational basis for the planning and conduct of military operations.

Chan, speaking at a celebratory dinner Friday for his latest Hong Kong release, Golden Harvest's "The Accidental Spy," said he expects to use "1 (million)-2 million" extras for the war scenes in "Art of War."

"We want to do it without the help of computer effects," Chan said. "I hope that the results will rival computer-effects scenes in Hollywood movies."

Shaolin HISTORY

Well written synopsis on Shaolin history.

The Fat Chicks Past Photo Selections of the Week

Awesome fat chick photos!

Fire destroys $44.9 million Dallas mansion

"A $44.9 million French chateau-style mansion that may have been the most expensive home in Dallas was destroyed in a fire early Thursday just weeks before its completion."

1947 Explosion, Texas City, Texas

"A little after 9:00 a.m. the Texas City Disaster, as it is often referred to, happened as the Grand Camp exploded. A great column of smoke shot up an estimated two thousand feet, followed in about ten seconds by another, and even more violent shockwave. Within moments of the second blast, the Monsanto Chemical Plant was in flames that resulted from broken lines and shattered containers."

Superburp.Tk - Submit your own belch!

Listen to people belch and submit your own!

How well is Bush handling the war on terror?

58% say terribly. Include my vote in that percentage.

Boombox Museum

A pictoral history of the boombox as broken into 3 eras.

Texas Boy Nearly Beaten to Death by Pastor

"They hit me," Guerrero told his mother, according to the affidavit. He told his mother that Caleb Thompson held him face-down on a bed while Joshua flogged him with the stick for about an hour and a half, court records say.

The boy was allowed to take a break in the restroom during the beating, records say."

- Thank god for the 'morality' of religion (insert biting sarcasm here)

The Empathy Belly Pregnancy Simulator

The Empathy Belly"™ Pregnancy Simulator lets you know what it feels like to be pregnant!

> Weight gain of 30 pounds (13.6 kg.)
> Fetal kicking and stroking movements
> Shallow breathing and shortness of breath
> Increased blood pressure, pulse and body temperature
> Bladder pressure and frequency of urination
> Low backaches; shift in center of gravity; waddling
> Fatigue, irritability, and much, much more!

7-Eleven Home

Tomorrow (7/11) is FREE SLURPEE DAY!!!

Mom targeted by DCFS still breast-feeds boy, 8

"A year after fending off the state's attempts to take her child, a Downstate woman who tested the bounds of breast-feeding appeared on national television Tuesday in controversial footage showing her 8-year-old son suckling at her breast."

Passenger taken off flight for drunk pilot joke

"An air passenger who jokingly questioned whether the plane's pilots were sober was removed from an America West flight on Monday, one week after two of the airline's pilots were arrested in Miami on charges of operating an aircraft while drunk.

"Safety is no joking matter. It is taken very seriously. We try to make the best decisions for all passengers based on what the situation is at hand," Nowack said."

- I fail to see how that is a safety issue - OTHER than to the woman who asked the question. Don't ask questions - we're in Bush's America.

Williams' body is already frozen

"Red Sox legend Ted Williams already has been frozen in a cryogenic state, a source told the Herald last night.

The body was sent to the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., where it will be stored at minus-320 degrees until scientists figure out how to bring Williams back to life."

How do Pop Rocks candy work?

"When you put the candy in your mouth, it melts (just like hard candy) and releases the bubbles with a loud POP! What you are hearing and feeling is the 600-psi carbon dioxide gas being released from each bubble."

Weird Rocks

Cock and pussy rocks.

Suspect said he feared stolen truck would explode if he drove below 55 mph

"During the chase, Devine called 911 on his cell phone to alert authorities about a potential bomb in the truck. No bombs or explosive devices were found, state police said."

- This guy is perhaps one of 3 people in the world that has Speed on DVD?

Big Book of Sign Language

Reproduced for the first time since its initial printing in 1972, Rotten Dot Com is proud to present its revised, expanded, fully up-to-date illustrated manual of contemporary American sign language, sometimes referred to as "finger spelling".

Director picked for 'Batman vs. Superman' movie

Wolfgang Petersen ("The Perfect Storm") will direct "Batman vs. Superman," with the major release targeted for a 2004 premiere via Warner Bros., Variety reports.

Neither of Petersen's superheroes have been cast. However, just as Sam Raimi made the unlikely choice of Tobey Maguire for his hit "Spider-Man," Petersen said he is seeking actors who can offer complex emotions as well as six-pack abs. In particular, Petersen pointed to "The Bourne Identity" star Matt Damon as "an interesting action man and a hell of an actor."

- Fuck Matt Damon - cast Ron Jeremy and Crispin Glover!

9/11 Airport Video Footage?

"As anyone who has been to a modern day airport has probably noticed, there are security cameras that record your every move from the minute your car drives in the parking lot to you walking up to the ticket counter - to you going through the x-ray machine to you sitting in the departure lounge and boarding your plane.

The question that has been nagging me for nine months that NOBODY has asked is: Where the hell is the footage of the 17 OTHER 'hijackers'? All we were shown were 19 passport pictures of 19 'dead men.' I'd like to see the footage of ALL of the 19 'hijackers' entering the airport, checking in, going through the x-ray machines, and boarding the bloody plane. Please, do you mind, MR.BUSH?"

Muslim Dolls

Love the Allah one! "He who may not be shown".

Aquarium Toilet

Sweet - I want one of these. What happens to the water in the aquarium when you flush though?

Beekeeper Gets Stung 1,000 Times

A 90-year-old beekeeper was recovering in a hospital Tuesday after suffering 1,000 bee stings, the Austria Press Agency reported.

Hermann Danner was stung a week ago when he approached his two hives without protection gear.

Teenager pleads guilty in the strangulation death of his sister

A West St. Paul teenager who pleaded guilty Monday to killing his younger sister said he unintentionally strangled her as they fought over the TV remote control.

Scott Tomlinson wiped away tears as he testified about how he and his sister, Megan, had argued after getting home from school Jan. 28. He said that he wanted to watch "The Simpsons" and that she didn't.

- People need their Simpsons fix!

Bin Laden plans fresh terror for September

Anyone heard of the Boy who Cried Wolf? Keep the American people scared every 2 months - only way Bush will get high approval ratings. Without a perpetual war people might realize what an absolute fucking moron he is.

About Me

"My desire is to be taken, owned, dehumanized, and forcably transformed into human livestock. Nothing more than a dirty dairy cow, kept naked on all fours, branded, nose ring, breasts & nipples stretched into udders, privates stretched and made more animal like, forcably bred, and kept lactating!"

NOT work safe!

Our President and the Constitution

Bush's idiotic statements (does he have any other kind) regarding the Pledge of Allegiance and how we need more "common-sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God".

I guess after the butt-raping of America called the Patriot Act - "god" given rights will be the ONLY rights we'll have.

Photos of an enormous bear killed by a hunter in Alaska are real

Status: True.

Be sure to check out the message forum where there are more pictures of this big ass bear.

Who gets the most pleasure from sex, the man or the woman?

"The second difference has been less publicized: women are capable of sustained orgasm, called status orgasmus. These orgasms may start with a 2-to-4-second "spastic contraction" and last 20 to 60 seconds all told--and if that isn't nine times the pleasure, it's definitely in the ballpark. Masters and Johnson published the chart for one woman who experienced a 43-second orgasm in which one can count at least 22 successive contractions."

Woman Shot, Kept in Garage for Days

"A man shot his girlfriend in the abdomen, arm and leg, then kept her in his garage for six days while treating her wounds but refusing to call for help, police said."

Mexican city outlaws swearing

"A city in western Mexico has banned swearing in public, with fines of up to 4,000 pesos (S$700) or jail terms of 36 hours for uttering 'bad words'.

Pedro Castellanos Martinez, 17, said he always swears when he plays soccer with his friends in the plaza."

Palestine plans "giant suicide bomb"

"We'll lure them all in here - you know promise them a big party or something. Then the entire Palestinian population will detonate themselves in a single enormous explosion. This will guarantee the immediate destruction of Israel and creation of a Palestinian homeland - although there won't be anyone left to live in it, unfortunately."