Anna Kournikova Spy Vision

See through her tennis outfit flash movie.

Lycos Viral Chart - Condom Game

Spooge into the condom.

Custom Prosthetic Designs, Inc.

"An orbital with ocular prosthesis artificially restores the eye, eyelids and the adjacent hard and soft tissues which have been lost as a result of radical cancer surgery."

Ay caramba! ‘Simpsons’ renewed through 2005

Three cheers for the best TV show ever!

Diary of a Lamer and his Segway

$5000 bucks - get two Vespas for that dumbass.

BBC NEWS | England | Man 'beheaded by guillotine'

"A man is believed to have beheaded himself using a home-made guillotine attached to an electrical timing device."

Does the discovery of chemical warheads strengthen the case for war against Iraq?

Proof in the pudding on how the media manipulates the average American idiot. First of all the chemical warheads were EMPTY. I can buy an EMPTY fucking grenade at the Army surplus store here in town. This is simply the stupidest propaganda of this whole "Bush got his hand on his cock to go to war with Iraq" scenario and apparently everyone is falling for it.

Windows XP - How to Avoid the Warez Appz & Crack Download Sites

"The drawback of downloading and using pirated software is quite simple: Pirated products can carry viruses and almost never come with user manuals. In addition, consumers cannot receive technical support for pirated software."

- Funny - the people who are apt enough to find pirated software are the people that would LEAST need technical support or manuals and actually know HOW to use a virus scanner.

Rabbit Killer Faces Jail Time

"...after an alarmed Fuji film employee caught a glimpse of the 40 photographs Moss had brought in for developing, which depicted a visibly intoxicated Olson smearing blood on his genitals and shoving the headless rabbit carcass down his pants."

Eddie Kidd's Great Wall of China Jump

"Eddie Kidd jumped an 80 foot section of the Great Wall of China on his Honda 500cc motorcycle. The jump was very dramatic and dangerous."

Bush Administration's Bright Shiny Object Fascinates Americans

"After Fleischer produced the shiny object, Higgins said, "What the hell is that? Wow. What IS that? It's bright. It's shiny!" and tried grabbing the object through the television screen."

Reality TV show 'plans Tyson fight'

"A member of the public could fight former world heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson in a proposed new US reality TV show, it has been reported."

‘Pink Pistols,’ gay and carrying guns

"My gun rights are more important than my gay rights."

The View Askewniverse - TV - The Flying Car

"Kevin was commissioned to shoot the first ever short film aired on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The result was the return of Randal and Dante from 'Clerks.'"

State of the Union... Not Good

Dubya tells it like it is for once. Highly recommended!

i just want BANGBANGBANG!

Flash music video.

Welcome to Slim Goodbody!

"Slim Goodbody, played by John Burstein, has been a favorite character of children since 1975."

Laden versus USA

"The game plan is to defend the twin towers by shooting down the bombers."

Boos for Bush silenced at AMA?

"Did ABC censor a crowd’s disapproval of George H. Bush? The former president — and father of the current president — delivered a taped message at the American Music Awards on Monday night, and sources who were there tell The Scoop that the crowd booed him."

‘Donahue’ for January 13

Good debate on the possibly impending war with Iraq.

Prosecutor drops charges in shooting of 4 officers

Not many people get the opportunity to put bullets into 4 separate police officers AND get away with it!

School nixes Iraq care packages

I am a good person. I believe in god. I am an American. I want to help people - but only certain people.

Which of these issues are you most concerned about?

The Economy.

Doctor to build another 'suicide machine' in U.S.

"It has all the essential elements of being simple, transportable and the patients use it themselves," said Hemlock Society founder Derek Humphry. "This type of machine cuts out the legal risk."

The Smoak family - A "textbook" stop?

"If the Tennessee Highway Patrol calls the stop of the Smoaks family a "textbook" stop, then I’d like to know what textbook they are reading. The Gestapo Technique perhaps?"