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TCS: Tech - Not So Candid Camera

Article dissecting the automated traffic cameras that are in the hands of private companies. Interesting at the bottom of the article; talks about how in Finland your traffic violations are based on a percentage of your net worth. Anssi Vanjoki and Pekka Ala-Pietila, director and president, respectively, of cellular giant Nokia were fined the U.S. equivalent of $134,000. This, for one red-light violation and one speeding violation - 16-mph over the limit.

Hundreds Still Missing After Lagos Explosion

Interesting that this news story is so quiet in the media - we're so self-centered as a country. Estimated that almost 2000 people could have died in an arms depot explostion in Nigeria.

A Racial Gaffe Embarrasses MSNBC

During an interview with Republican consultant Niger Innis, who is African-American, a producer, in creating an on-screen graphic, wrote "Nigger Innis."

Muslim Girls TURN ME ON!

Funny page about banging muslim chicks

Enema instructional video

Put a kitchen colander in the toilet to see your end results...no pun intended. I hope that colander gets retired after that.

1800's TIEMANN Stomach Pump & Enema Cased Set

"...Three IVORY enema fittings, the pump-base fitting and RARE mouth gag (to keep patient from biting hose when used as stomach pump)."

Man jumps to death from Tokyo Tower

Read the story then the comments below it! haha.

Enza Wants You!

Supermodel drag queen politician in Canada. Oh - you wacky Canadians...

eBay item 1316040281 (Ends Jan-05-02 14:11:08 PST ) - Labia Rake_-_ Do It Yourself At Home Kit!

Repackage a fork under a new name and sell it for $10. Brilliant!

White House Anti-Drug Ads 'Super Bowloney' Say Critics -- 02/04/2002

Good article ripping apart stupid White House ads during the Superbowl. I think the time frame of the War on Drugs is 100% Conclusive that it's an absolute fucking waste of money and resources.

Was Arrested URL Builder

Funny Fake news stories you can send your friends using their name in the story

In the Blank Marked 'Sex,' He Wrote 'Yes'

A man in his 30s thought he'd have a bit of fun with the job application and write "Yes" where a blank asked for his sex. The applicant, a finalist for a tech position, now admits his answer probably wasn't appropriate.

'I've got the world's longest tongue'

"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.

no comment.

'Killer Tampon' Will Give Rapists The Chop

Chopping brocolli. Chop - huh - Brocolli. Ch-Ch-Chopping Brocolli

The Kill Everyone Project - Other People Surf, We Kill

"The world is overpopulated. The people that overpopulate it are stupid. They should be killed."

no argument here.

God Bless Ronald Reagan

What demented fruit this person must be that runs this site.

"Reagan is often denounced as dummy, a man who was not in control of his faculties let alone his administration. Not true, as this section explains."

That's funny - if that's true he should be in jail.

My Cat Hates You

Great top image, rest of pictures are funny too

Liking long fingernails on men

Uh....Um....er....no comment

Bush keeps the score on Al Qaida

So glad Dubya has a grip on reality. It's all one big
baseball game. Bottom of the 9th, Dubya is up at the plate. Please bean him hard.

Unst Bus Shelter Website

Best Bus Shelter in Britain

CNN.com - Getting a new face after rare infection - February 4, 2002

Prosthetic face - great party trick.

"I may not be beautiful, but I'm damn near it." - um dude - you look like Joe Spinell's serial killer character from Maniac